Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

ancestors slept in fields all over Eastern Europe, but I apparently can't snooze on the kitchen floor without adding more in the way of padding.

Also tonight; Chinese food which I did not cook. This included getting salt and pepper wings instead of spicy fried intestines in the event of actually sharing my dinner, but Chiang's deep-frying game is perfect regardless, and these are HUGE chicken wings. These chickens did not skip arm day.

Fuck YES not only did I draw and play The Scarlet Pimpernel while playing “Guillotine” against @erin_kitsune, BUT we’re at my apartment so I got to wave a foil while reciting the little poem! LIBERTE FRATERNITE EGALITE!

"He's headed for that small moon."
"That's no moon. That's a space station."
"EXCELLENT!" *air guitars*
"I'm gonna have to shut down, but they're not gonna get me without a fight."
"BOGUS."
"You can't win. But there are alternatives to fighting."
"That's so totally non-non-heinous."
"Opening the magnetic field. We are opening the magnetic field."

honestly combining "Bill and Ted" with "Star Wars" is incredibly low hanging fruit

"Lord Vader, we count thirty ships, but they're so small they're evading our..."
"... TURBO LASERS!" *furious air guitar, massive guitar sting*

mixing entirely too many cultural tropes

"you've heard of elf on a shelf..."
"BOGUS!"
"now witness the firepower of this fully operational battle station"
"EXCELLENT! Commence... PRIMARY IGNITION!" *headbangs, throws up horns*

whoa Black Betty bam ba lam
whoa Black Betty bam ba lam
Black Betty bam ba lam, bam ba lam
bam bam ba lam, bam ba lam
whoa Black Betty bam ba lam
whoa Black Betty bam ba lam

I’m either going to come out of this lousy experience kinder or as some sort of horrifying bigot. You can probably guess which one I’m hoping for.

how is it I keep forgetting how much I absolutely love "Doing the Unstuck"?

The expected mood crash listening to "It's All Too Much," missing stuff which lost in TIME as well as space. I could go back to A^2 and I know entirely too well it couldn't be the same magical place I knew when I was a college student and the world seemed infinite for the first time ever.

#drawings today, including I finally drew an uvuudaum for a friend who’s been having an unusually shit time lately.

gah, TDOR not TDOV. I apologize for being so completely dogbrained right now.

made summer salad and had a few cucumbers left over so made Szechuan cucumbers for this TDOV thing. Made fried tomato and egg to use up the last of the tomatoes, as dinner.

The TDOV thing are other Jews, so in case someone keeps kosher, I'm prepping pork *last*, gonna put that up to marinate and call it a night.

talked to my Dad and things are NOT good. Since I can't stay until who-knows-when tomorrow or Sunday evening, I'm not headed over there before Thursday which tbh is a relief.

I'm trying not to think of this drug test as taking time out of my life to violate my boundaries for a potential job, but instead if this helps me get the job, I just got to whizz for money.

guess who's awake with anxiety

Okay apparently my foul mood translated to nostalgia for when TTRPGS were Dark™️ and Edgy™️©️

I really REALLY loathe this one person talking about their AI "art" on Tapestries MU*. Look, I go to the plaza to idly be around conversations and maybe look at otter girl text descriptions and stuff, not so I can listen to something low-key offensive.

it helps to tense all the muscles in your neck and shoulders while singing along to Henry Rollins' "Liar"

"You aren't half as good a liar as this guy, Beavis!"

Test, can I post from my phone?

Okay, question; if you're using Mastodon on your phone, what client do you recommend? I WAS using Amaroq and then my copy conked out.