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Bleah. The same things that always make me self hating and pessimistic are making me feel self hating and pessimistic this morning.

it's weird thinking of myself as neurodiverse, when it's so painfully obvious I *am*.

* blasts Garmarna *

"KLADKAKA! TA MED OS KLADKAKA!" I bellow, pounding my half empty coffee mug against the table at 11 PM

Holy Frijole! Or more accurately “los Frijol Santos del Santiago del Azlan.”

Dude, this supplement has a Megalania picture in it! There’s something you don’t see in FRPGS!

When they go Barry Manilow, we go Barry ManiHIGH. How does that even work?

long tangent about music 

for clarification my musical tastes are WEIRD in that

* I got raised with little access to anything other than my Dad's tastes and whatever was top 40s radio enough I heard it so I'm definitely playing catch up

* where I picked up musical tastes from my Dad's stuff isn't *literally* mostly classical but rather I like heavily instrumental and/or layered, especially faster paced, stuff

* I'm not one of those people who only listens to stuff from their teens or 20s and insists anything more recent is terrible (music being music, you never know what's next; for all I know my favorite track ever is something which won't exist for a couple of decades), *but* even though I like a big range of stuff my comfort listening is still very much stuff that was around in the 90s.

* The Oldies station was the only one which got good reception everywhere in A^2 in the 90s, so "comfort listening" includes a lot of 60s and 90s music, some of which honestly isn't all *that* great.

there is no bad music or good music. There's just music, and my opinion is highly subjective, and some of what I like or dislike is less about technical skill or emotional connection than about familiarity and unfamiliarity

except yeah most Christmas music is shit

whoa why was I NOT listening to De La Soul

HOLY FUCKSHIT THEY DID A TRACK WITH FRED WESLEY EVERYTHING IS NOW ON HOLD FOR THAT

I wish you a very happy please PLEASE stop yelling at 0200-0400

"What is it like to be a crab? Consciousness science should move past a focus on complex mammalian brains to study the behaviour of 'simpler' animals."

... did a crab write this?

guess what? my neighbors, the family-oriented Spanish speaking party vampires, had some sort of big party with yelling kids, roughly about the same time my esophagus became a portal to the Elemental Plane of Acid. The last beer I had was at least 3 hours before I went to bed, this isn't fair!

Jean Cartier et les Hommes Synthetique du Mars

crass, sexual, all caps 

one two three fo
SPIDER MANDIBLE
SPIDER MANDIBLE
DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CANDIBLE
CARRIES SPERM IN A LITTLE SACK
DROPS IT ON ANOTHER SPIDER'S BACK
LOOK OUT
HERE COMES THE SPIDER MANIDBLE

TESTICLE MAAAAAAN while hiking in the mountains he was BITTEN by a radioactive tanuki and NOW he fights evil in a baggy sack costume covered by li'l utricating hairs which he ejects at will *dramatic sentai pose in front of mountain*

it's really ironic listening to The Beatles and missing A^2 (or what it WAS for a while) because Thanksgivings in Ann Arbor were let's face it kinda brutal

... but with more light than HERE, that's fer shure.

HOT ANATOMICAL TAKE the word "glabella" sounds like something out of D&D

"The mage Archenteron turned the corner and there, hovering about 5' off the ground, was a fearsome GLABELLA! It had a treasure of 60 Philtrum pieces."

Oh good I’m back to just waiting around. Have more from last night. Was trying to feel out shape more than feel out lighting so y’all get unfinished.

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