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Look the Darkman soundtrack is by Danny Elfman, that makes it seasonal!

the cow says moo
the sheep says baa
the horse says neigh
the cat says MRAAAAAAA. MMFT. WHHHHA?
the siberian husky says AWRAAAAOOOO WHRRIIIEEE RAAOOOWHORH RARRARWHARH

Aha! The adjustment layers I'd wanted to use this entire time are on the "layer" pulldown, right in front of my schnoz. Good to know.

Here’s why cooking omasum is such a pain;

* like most organ meats you want some sort of prep, in this case boiling it, before even trying to cook it.
* ideally you want to marinate it for 24 hours
* you want to steam it for 6 minutes. Less and it’s not cooked, more and it’s a tire

This is okay if you’re a restaurant cooking lots of tripe but doesn’t scale down to one scrawny canine.

Dim sum place without my parents means I can eat congee with century egg like a normal person. And steamed omassum with ginger which is a pain to make at home.

coyote sing along hour, all caps, implied violence 

ENGLISHMEN I AM WAITING HERE
IN MY HEART I KNOW NOT AN OUNCE OF FEAR
WE ARE WAITING HERE
MY TRUSTY AXE AND ME

OTVAR ZA RUSS
FENRIS HJOLDA!

Bleah. The same things that always make me self hating and pessimistic are making me feel self hating and pessimistic this morning.

it's weird thinking of myself as neurodiverse, when it's so painfully obvious I *am*.

* blasts Garmarna *

"KLADKAKA! TA MED OS KLADKAKA!" I bellow, pounding my half empty coffee mug against the table at 11 PM

Holy Frijole! Or more accurately “los Frijol Santos del Santiago del Azlan.”

Dude, this supplement has a Megalania picture in it! There’s something you don’t see in FRPGS!

When they go Barry Manilow, we go Barry ManiHIGH. How does that even work?

long tangent about music 

for clarification my musical tastes are WEIRD in that

* I got raised with little access to anything other than my Dad's tastes and whatever was top 40s radio enough I heard it so I'm definitely playing catch up

* where I picked up musical tastes from my Dad's stuff isn't *literally* mostly classical but rather I like heavily instrumental and/or layered, especially faster paced, stuff

* I'm not one of those people who only listens to stuff from their teens or 20s and insists anything more recent is terrible (music being music, you never know what's next; for all I know my favorite track ever is something which won't exist for a couple of decades), *but* even though I like a big range of stuff my comfort listening is still very much stuff that was around in the 90s.

* The Oldies station was the only one which got good reception everywhere in A^2 in the 90s, so "comfort listening" includes a lot of 60s and 90s music, some of which honestly isn't all *that* great.

there is no bad music or good music. There's just music, and my opinion is highly subjective, and some of what I like or dislike is less about technical skill or emotional connection than about familiarity and unfamiliarity

except yeah most Christmas music is shit

whoa why was I NOT listening to De La Soul

HOLY FUCKSHIT THEY DID A TRACK WITH FRED WESLEY EVERYTHING IS NOW ON HOLD FOR THAT

I wish you a very happy please PLEASE stop yelling at 0200-0400

"What is it like to be a crab? Consciousness science should move past a focus on complex mammalian brains to study the behaviour of 'simpler' animals."

... did a crab write this?

guess what? my neighbors, the family-oriented Spanish speaking party vampires, had some sort of big party with yelling kids, roughly about the same time my esophagus became a portal to the Elemental Plane of Acid. The last beer I had was at least 3 hours before I went to bed, this isn't fair!

Jean Cartier et les Hommes Synthetique du Mars

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