Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

#drawings today not including one which really didn’t work. Mostly finishing stuff from Tuesday but I wanted to redo some stuff in Friday’s drawing.

Each virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words;
Just jiggle the handle!
Let flow go the turds!

"AHHH here it comes baby, Ah'm droppin' mah load!
Ah ain't just up on it, Ah AM the commode!"

The power of the toilet must never be abused!
He must be plunged, he must be sponged, lest carnage may ensue!
If a dead sheep were to clog him who KNOWS what would arise?
Maybe he'd call The Master. Wouldn't THAT be a surprise?

Winnie the Pu-erh, about the titular bear getting wildly caffeinated

initial plan to get congee for late breakfast turned into getting stuff to make corned beef hash, which turned into finding whatever was a good price, so I made hash but also chopped onion and red pepper for later, made more marinade than needed for fish and put it in with some half price burgers.

The chip on my shoulder, which is actually an intact redwood trunk

MEANWHILE the topic I said I'd talk about while baked stands forlorn and half forgotten, possibly because I'm baked but only possibly, waiting in the echoing halls of Khazad Dum (features in Khazad Dum and Dumer, a very popular dwarf comedy)

pondering posting lewds while stoned and talking about music because I'm cultured enough that I like Mendelssohn's 4th AND dropping my pants!

DUDE

DUDE

STONE TEMPLE PILOTS COVERED ONE OF MY FAVORITE ZEPPELIN TRACKS

https://youtu.be/Uh36o_e1Kw4?si=abrXbjqbQFWuyGYf

man I don't think I gave "Stairway to Heaven" enough credit for being a GOOD song, because it's so kinda societally expected as to be kind of a joke

and the lyrics really are a little like someone's first brush with paganism before they rush out and get their first Llewellyn book

but shit this is really good

home, home again
I like to be here when I can
when I come home cold and tired
it's good to warm my bones besides the fire
far away, across the fields,
the tolling of the iron bells
calls the faithful to their knees
to hear the softly spoken magic spells

whoa. The part of Pink Floyd's "Time" with the more chime like, deeply resonant instrumentals BEFORE the guitar/vocals kick in, serve as a bridge between the "clock chimes" and the lyrics.

I wonder if "Time" was like those Beatles songs where someone decides to mix two similar song ideas?

gonna speak some outright heresy here; "That's the Way" is the best song on Led Zeppelin III, not "Immigrant Song"

but hell the whole album's really good, it's right up there with IV and Houses of the Holy as their best album

so hey I'm real out of it, and if I ate half an edible (and took a very long shower and put on Led Zeppelin III or IV)

would y'all rather hear about my experience as a fencer, or why I think Batman Returns is the best Christmas movie ever?

today in "coyote is loopy as hell after having spent a Saturday with their parents," we discover that it is far easier to make tea when you put the pot of water on the burner you're heating.

So neurodivergent Mastodon; if someone thrives on coffee and cigarettes, tends to have a messy desk, and says things like “oh boy” or “eeeeyabbadabba” while doing tasks, getting out of chairs etc, what are chances they’re ADHD?

Mood’s tanking so here’s so fungus earlier today!

"It's a bat!" "Does it bend?"

"It's a rat!" "Does it break?"

"Perhaps it's the HEAD that I found in the lake!"

#SongLyrics

somehow I went from Henry Rollins to Immigrant Song to giving up and listening to the Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack because it's seasonal (and the second best Christmas movie ever)

HE'S RIDIN THROUGH YOUR TOWN WITH HIS HEAD ON FIYAH
HALO BURNIN EYES ARE CRYIN
HALO BURNIN EYES ARE CRYIN
GHOST RIDAH! GHOST RIDAH!
GHOST RIDAH! GHOST RIDAH!
KEEP RIDIN NEVER STOP RIDIN!
AND [unintelligible] DON'T FORGET TO BURN
DON'T FORGET TO BURN
BURN WITH FIYAH
WITH FIYAH FIYAH FIYAH
WITH FIYAAAAAAGH