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PHRASES TO AVOID DURING DIFFICULT CONVERSATIONS!

* got your nose!

* beyblade, let it rip!

* hey, check out what I can do with my armpit!

* does this look infected?

* {seductively] whoa, Black Betty. Bam ba lam.

* look behind you, ninjas!

I may have gotten myself canceled on Bluesky for being counterrevolutionary. We’ll see.

Listening to “The Dreaming,” one of the best albums my ex ever introduced me to. It’s so unhinged, it’s brilliant!

coyote sing along hour, all caps 

I GOT SOMETHING WEIRD IN AN ENCHILADA
I’M A BROTHER OF SORTS TO TORQUEMADA
LONG DISTANCE INFORMATION, DISCONNECT ME IF YOU CAN

"Put your hand in the box."
"What's in the box?"
"Pain. STOP! I hold at your gums the Gum Jabber."

*several awkward minutes later*

"Take your hand out of the box and look at it young human. Do it!"

*Paul does*

"We test gullibility. Did you know 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?"
"Wow, really?"

Fred-Ruatha Harkonnen

Then I'll send you, Fred. LOVELY Fred. *floats*

coyote sing along hour 

catching halos on the moon
gives my hands the shapes of angels
in the heat of the night the animals scream
in the heat of the night walking into a dream
fall fall fall fall into the walls
jump jump out of time
fall fall fall fall out of the sky
cover my face as the animals cry

... like you probably know I think "The Hanging Garden" is about mass extinctions and the destruction of animism. Despite how Robert Smith is on record as saying it's about animals fucking.

Dude DUDE The Cure is on the speakers at Starbucks, I’m here a little longer!

Talking about the Alaska Airlines thing yesterday led to suggesting passenger airplanes were the opposite of pickup trucks (the cargo part consistently gets bigger) led to drawing the ultimate evolution of pickup trucks.

Can’t you hear the screaming in the street? It’s… BLOCKWAR! *krsh**dakkadakkadakka*

youtu.be/ds6vfwRcuS0?si=6ibXXB

Food 

Trying out white pepper pork stomach- the pork stomach itself is only okay, but the broth for this is incredible, which makes me wonder if these were simmered together - with pan fried radish cake, which is always a favorite but today is especially good.

Stuff under my skin lately;

* unless I’m very unusual, my life is more than half over and I feel like I just got here. HOW do I do/make/learn/share cool shit in my remaining time?

* my Mom’s health is really going downhill. I don’t like her but she doesn’t deserve this and I really wish she were happier.

Pondering dim sum or ramen. Should I do it?

Just in this real weird mix of moods. Some of it is legit don’t-want-to-move-am-lump depression.

@duske So how would I get in touch with you these days, other than here?

guess who woke up after 3 hours or so, saw that trains were running again, and went north?

So I'm now pinging between "SAD THE CON IS OVER AND I HAVE TO GO BACK TO BEING A DISPOSABLE NOTHING WITH NO MONEY AND A CRAPPY COMMUTE" with "that was amazing and now I'm very glad to have showered and eaten finally."

I now have something that beats the expression “sleep through the battle of Kursk next door.” I can now claim meeting someone who could sleep through the battle of Kursk in the same room.

I tried out a full fursuit and that was… oh wow that was good. That was good. I was FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.

the floor is vibrating, that’s how Gay the dance is

You can find my album on BandCamp, “Incoherent Constant Screams.” I have a lot of fans who have fennec ‘sonas.

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