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Tonight I’m gonna party like it’s 1999

* listens to Smashing Pumpkins *
* gets Tully’s or Seattle’s Best Coffee *
* smokes American Spirits *
* reads the Men Seeking Men section of The Stranger, which doesn’t suck at this point, for cheap laughs *

Listenin’ to Rollins Band

“yeah lies LIES!”
“Fhut up Beavis you’re not half as good a liar as this guy!”

… clearly I made good use of my time in the 90s

Oh yeah my favorite Rollins Band album, 1994’s “Punch,” every song is about punching something or wanting to crush it like an insect.

today, trying out a blending stump for the first time in years.

coyote sing along hour 

I never met a salesman like you before,
lines of the world just tearin' us apart
Scratch ran off nice and slow

I think I got one more G-ddamn mile left to go.

have I mentioned lately how much I hate these landlords, how renting here makes me feel like all I am is a life support system for rich parasites?

Uspol adjacent anger 

Dear Mr. “we need to prevent these woke revolutions” rich asshole advertising on YT;

Oh you mean like in 1860, 1942 and 1973? You want to see me die in a camp and I want to punch your face until you say more intelligent things like grunting in pain, so why don’t we compromise with you FUCKING OFF and letting me listen to music.

I wanna shine some pennies!
I wanna mend some leather!
I wanna crazy glue my head
To the bottom of a big steel girder!

*to the tune of “Reptiles and Samurai”

Reptiles have shiny tits,
Dark eyes, pretty teeth,
And extra bits!
Samurai like to frot,
Rim jobs, anal sex,
They smooch a lot!

coyote sing along hour, all caps 

OH SHE IS NOT BORN LIKE OTHER GIRLS,
BUT I KNOW HOW TO CONCEIVE HER,
OH SHE MAY NOT LOOK LIKE OTHER GIRLS,
SHE’S A SNARL-TOOTHED SEETHER, SEETHER!
INSTRUMENTAL!

“Jump” on KEXP this morning. So 80s I want to read “Snarfquest” but feel about to get in a fistfight with a halfback. So now I’m listening to Veruca Salt and it’s a waaaaaay better decade for music associations.

damn how many furries have completely bought into this stuff because there's an open source version on Githhub and that makes it palatable to show off. Right in the middle of the fucking plaza on Tapestries, which I will add is a real cold shower with extra bleach.

crap, you can't argue with the AI crowd, they're dead sure whatever they're doing is just great, and you can't avoid the fuckers

fine, you win, let's just make everything in this fandom soulless glop rather than pick up a fucking pencil

oh boy, let's take a fandom really connected up to visual arts and artists, which has always been pretty independent of big companies and any one vision of things, and try and make it all a samey conglomerate of art stolen from various artists, for the benefit of some big company.

realized that the CPTSD tunnel vision was part of why post con depression used to be so brutal. Having the con be over, having to go back to being a disposable nobody etc, hurts a *lot* more if I don't know there'll be another con, and for that matter that I can draw until I feel happier later in the day.

coyote sing along hour, Soundgarden, all caps, foul language 

AH'M SITTIN' IN A MAGIC HAT
WITH SMOKE AN' MIRRS
AN' TAHR RUBBER FAHRS WATCH ME DISAPPEAR
YEAH YEAH
WHAT MADE IT SLOW YOU DOWN SUCKIN' ON A BALL AND CHAIN
ANOTHER MUTHAFUCKA GOES DOWN THE DRAIN
HOT HEADED FUCK ALL Y'ALL
HOT HEADED FUCK ALL Y'ALL
HOT HEADED FUCK ALL Y'ALL
JUST ADD IT UP TO THE HOT ROD DEATH TOLL

oh noooooo

I went to listen to "Toxic" because it's still incredibly catchy

and the lyrics that come to mind are

"dancin' and a kissin'
hugging and a lovin'
wearing next to nothing cause it's hot as an oven
the whole shack shimmies!
The whole shack shimmies when everybody's movin' around and around and around and around!
DIG through the ditches and BURN through the witches
I SLAM in the back of my Dragulaaaa"

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