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This is definitely one of those days when, even if I worked as a storyboard/layout artist at Disney and loved my coworkers, I’d feel like life’ll never again be as good as times receding further into the past, like I mostly exist as a life support system for landlords, and I’d just want to go home.

coyote sing along hour 

Jesse got trapped in a coal mine
Diggin’ in the deep black pearl
Jesse got trapped in a coal mine
Never did marry his girl
There ain’t no air and there ain’t no light
And there ain’t no way to make it out alive
His wedding was planned for the fifth of July
But Jesse got trapped in a coal mine
Never did marry his girl

today, with some of what I’ve been working on for a while.

coyote sing along hour, all caps, mashup 

I'm goin' to Wichita
SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THESE
Far from this opera forevermore
WHO AM I TO DISAGREE
I'm gonna work the straw
TRAVEL THE WORLD AND SEVEN SEAS
make the sweat pour out of ev'ry pore
EVERYBODY'S LOOKIN' FOR SOMETHING

ohhhh FSCK YEEEAH it’s What Would Be the Indisputably Best Song on the Black Album If It Didn’t Have a Werewolf Song

Ah yes, it’s don’t scream about Jewish history and Jewish equality at yer nominal allies time. Also known as don’t scream incoherently. I swear if Kahanism wasn’t an utterly vile, unhelpful and actively hurtful take on it…

coyote sing along hour, all caps RAtM with bonus movie quote 

I can't tell the future. I don't know how this is going to end. But I can tell you how this is going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. A world without YOU. A world without boundaries or borders, without rules and limitations.

Where we go from there is up to you.

ALTHOUGH YA TRY TO DISCREDIT
YOU'LL STILL NEVER EDIT
THE NEEDLE I'LL THREAD IT
RADICALLY POETIC
STANDING WITH THE FURY THAT THEY HAD IN 66
AND LIKE E DOUBLE I'M MAD
STILL KNEE DEEP IN THE SYSTEM'S SHIT
HOOVER HE WAS A BODY REMOVER
I'LL GIVE YOU A DOSE BUT IT CAN NEVER COME CLOSE
TO THE RAGE BUILT UP INSIDE OF ME

coyote sing along lyrics, Rage Against the Machine all caps, from memory, violence mentioned 

THIS TIME THE BULLET COLD ROCKED YA
A YELLOW RIBBON INSTEAD OF A SWASTIKA
NOTHIN' PROPER 'BOUT YOUR PROPAGANDA
FOOLS FOLLOW RULES WHEN THA SET COMMANDS YA
THEY SAID IT WAS BLUE WHEN YA BLOOD WAS RED
THAT'S HOW YA GOT A BULLET BLASTED THROUGH YOUR HEAD
BLASTED THROUGH YOUR HEAD BLASTED THROUGH YOUR HEAD
I GAVE A SHOUT OUT TO THE LIVING DEAD
WHO STOOD AND WATCHED AS THE FEDS COLD CENTRALIZED
SO SERENE ON THE SCREEN YOU WAS MESMERIZED
CELLULAR PHONE SOUNDIN' A DEATH TONE
CORPORATIONS COLD TURN YOU TO STONE BEFORE YOU REALIZE
THEY LOAD THE CLIP IN OMNICOLOR
THEY PACK THE NINE THEY FIRE IT AT PRIME TIME
NO ESCAPE FROM THE MASS MIND RAPE
PLAY IT AGAIN JACK AND THEN REWIND THE TAPE
AND THEY'LL PLAY IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
UNTIL YA MIND IS LOCKED IN
BELIEVE IN ALL THE LIES THAT THEY TELLIN' YA
BUYING ALL THE PRODUCTS THAT THEY SELLIN' YA
THEY SAY JUMP AND YA SAY HOW HIGH
YA BRAIN DEAD
YA GOT A FUCKIN' BULLET IN THE HEAD
JUST VICTIMS OF THE IN-HOUSE DRIVE BY
THEY SAY JUMP YA SAY HOW HIGH?

coyote sing along hour, toilet humor, GWAR 

cross the river, leave the abyss
give the seat of the toilet a kiss
each virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words
just jiggle the handle! Let flow go the turds!

AHHHH here it comes baby, Ah'm droppin' mah load
Ah ain't just up on it Ah AM th' commode

the power of the toilet must never be abused!
he must be sponged he must be plunged lest carnage may ensue
if a dead sheep were to clog him, who KNOWS what would arise?
Maybe he'd summon the Master. Wouldn't THAT be a surprise?

Another hot take;

I think there should be a holiday as an excuse for a three day weekend every month. That way each month no matter how rough it gets you can look forward to something.

new rule; if I think of something negative, it's not helpful or useful (helpful/useful is "I could do this better, let's do something else instead) and very possibly not really that connected up to fact.

this is upsetting. Someone I knew from FurryMUCK passed away, but I wasn't in contact with them for a while and now I don't remember what context I knew them in aside from that it was friendly. Like... I WANT to grieve, but I wish I had something to say "here is what I miss."

I um, just read about a relatively small scale tragedy and I feel... terrible, although even the people closest couldn't do anything about it.

before he was Doctor Octopus, he had a mere master's degree in Octopational Health.

It’s always I Wish I Were a Pretty Girl O’Clock somewhere.

“Giant,” that new movie about Maximinus Thrax! Our hero is of common birth but impresses Emperor Septimus Severus with his overall awesomeness! But when Severus is assassinated on the orders of the Senate (crusty old CGI men) he takes charge and marches on Rome to spread FREEDOM. EVERYTHING IS SEPIA TONED!

My favorite Cure track, “where’d I put my eyeliner?” It’s on their “I Don’t Suppose You’ve Seen My Eyeliner?” album in between “Song About a Girl I Used to Know” and “Really Scones Would Be Lovely Thank You.”

Initially, I was really hoping that this anise walnut biscotti would be like punch you in the mouth anise flavor, and it wasn’t, but it was still good, and now I wish I had gotten a second one.

going by my understanding of Catholicism, "hellhound" implies the existence of "purgatoryhound" which isn't actually evil per se, just sort of there because it has to be.

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