Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

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SPIDER MAN SPIDER MAN
DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN
IS HE HOT? HE CAN BONE YA
BY TRANSFERRING SPERM PACKETS FROM HIS OPHISTHOSOMA
LOOK OUT
HERE COMES THE SPIDER MAN

Danny Elfman's gravestone will say;

here comes that awful feeling again
welcome the ugly animal
I hold my breath to watch you swing
my high rope acrobat ball and chain
I'm not afraid
I messed it
messed it
messed it
messed it up

I've got my telescope head in the haystack
I'm getting tired of your dodgeball circus act
put pepper in my coffee
I forgot to bark on command.

....

this monster in me makes me retch
I messed it
messed it up

look it's Pesach, blasting the opening of The Mummy Returns and enthusiastically yelling HAKHU MASENTE while waving an imaginary khopesh is SEASONAL

(even if that was Old Kingdom and Passover stuff is New Kingdom flavored - there's a weird archaeology story about that)

SOMETIME IN THE LATE 1990s

"okay, so the first movie had a half-decayed priest returned as a nearly unstoppable death machine wielding potent magics. What'll get people into theaters for 'Mummy II'?"
"what if we explore our heroes mythic origins?"
"eh."
"what if they're a heartwarming family who adventures together?"
"family friendly. Sure."
"what if you had smokingly hot people of EVERY POSSIBLE GENDER?"
"hm."
"kids like steampunk and undead pygmies?"
"okay..."
"what if you had an UNDEAD ARMY OF ANTHRO JACKALS as an excuse to do a Lawrence of Arabia fight?"

*slams the YES rubber stamp down on proposal*

You know. The last place that required a follicle drug test, I was working on aerospace industry stuff, and apartment paperwork in Bellevue is a lot less about potential safety and national security. So that REALLY turns me off, passing on this job listing.

possibly stress, possibly barometric pressure spawned little anxiety spike woke me up, this suuuucks

*clicks on FA link*

well, time for the furry cockworship theme tune.

https://youtu.be/dfe8tCcHnKY?si=ZPFJDYfsW8tJp-eg

"one of these has to go" meme but it's all popular fantasy misconceptions, like "chain/scale/banded/plate mail," arming swords as "long swords," wearing a shield with plate armor, really immense coldbloods as destriers, etc.

this is going to wind up with me drawing GAROU VS. PREDATOR or something, isn't it

also more than a decade later I still blame @arakin for how Arthur Brown's "Fire" is the follow up to The Human League's "Don't You Want Me"

#drawings from today. Btw there’s choker ass in one but I don’t think it’s especially sexual.

It's amazing how much of my negative messages about myself and the world were just a result of how for fucking 18 years of my life there wasn't much time between some message about me being total shit, and some message about me being at the very least uncomfortable.

omg omg just now

okay so years ago I'd joked about making my fursona a leopard seal with a pretty flower crown and tonight I was watching this YT short, and someone LEGIT HAS THIS AS A FURSUIT!

someone ELSE thought that was a cool idea!

this is so awesome

https://youtube.com/shorts/RWtsklBaAXg?si=GSfnQ7ya_JlGu010

“Chocolate Jesus” may be the CRUSTIEST song Tom Waits ever wrote

unfortunately there's no UBI and the world doesn't value artists enough that I could make more than starvation wages, so instead of knowing I can pursue something I love to make others happier, I get to stave off suicidal ideation and poor self worth again, today.

holy crap how many Tunnel Chases did Alan Silvestri score in his career?

Though I'm amused by how this one is sort of like The Scorpion King and his army face The Angel Family

2:20-2:42 it's CHRISTMASTIME hee hee hee hee!

https://youtu.be/1SC0WO9OXMs?si=3c-jyKnDcFffJrxN

this is such a great Elfman soundtrack and again, it's too bad the movie made me HATE EVERYTHING

do not engage

do not argue

there are plenty of more important fights, chief among them retaining my sanity