Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

anthro cat unboxing videos

* removes GW stuff from cardboard shipping box *

"now here's the new Games Workshop Beyond the Eye of Terror set, it comes with some Eldar Warpway arches, five Druichii sprues and a real treat for Tyrannid players, the towering Dimaerchus, standing a full 30 cm tall."

* sits in cardboard shipping box *

I am a sexual tyrannosaurus!

that means I tuck my arms close to my chest with two fingers sticking out on each hand and screech while we fuck

okay, I now feel like I've watched the part of Princess Mononoke which is like 45 minutes of old growth forest being destroyed, but on repeat. It is now time to get a croissant and coffee before I even try pushing on more job hunt.

well THAT interview was a nonstarter. Group interview - fairly perfunctory do-you-look-pretty, group interview, other guy looked far prettier than me, mentioned management opportunities as a goal (whereas my goal was/honestly is "work in a close-knit team of 4-15 people"). SO...

apparently my emotional state is "incredibly anxious even when I think I'm doing a lot better."

The Beatles' "Egregious Misogyny" album. Originally the album was supposed to feature Ringo's original composition "Octopus Locomotive Teatime" but was cut to make room for the McCartney track, "Please Please Please Love Me Why Don't You Love Me Please Baby."

#drawings today, listening to the Beasties

RIP Jar of Baechu Kimchi Sitting In Jon's Fridge, 01/2024-05/2024. Gone but not forgotten.

* eats kimchi/kochujang dogs while playing Amazing Grace

Legal weed is a ploy by Big Burrito to sell more burritos! In tandem with Big Sofa and Big Physical Comedy Entertainment, etc!

The urge to make a crap ton of hotdogs with kimchi and kochujang, wrap ‘em in aluminum foil, take ‘em to the park and watch the sunset while gorging on them

Oxford Comma Magazine, the perfect gift for any comma fan in, or near, your life!

Wait I can’t suddenly feel like crap about my art right now when I feel pretty good about it, I haven’t even posted it and spotted all the egregious mistakes yet!

In my head canon - and the D&D game I wanted to run based on that - the dragon is the bane of a small town or farming community, a smart savvy opponent striking from the shadows, at smaller groups, masking its escapes with clouds of poisonous breath weapon.

Local rumors and the effects of its magical fear aura make the creature out to be the size of a cart horse or a barn. Only careful problem solving and tracking - I'd parsed the elf as ranger actually - finally lead the party to directly confronting the dragon, and even then it's not a sure victory.

Rather than being comedy, it'd be played straight - if a young dragon just starting out on its own can be that formidable, just imagine what the gigantic, ancient dragons can do!

* To the tune of Winnie the Pooh

Piter de Vries
Piter de Vries
It is by will alone he sets his thoughts in motion
Piter de Vries
Piter de Vries
Drinks a little juice of Sapphu

the sudden realization that not only does Dr Jeckyl and Mr Hyde lose all meaning if you know plural systems (oh, there's another similar but not identical dude in the same body? Yeah, we hiked together last week) but Batman loses meaning if you know furries (hugely tech savvy car nut/martial artist constantly dressing as an animal? Yeah, I've seen photos of his asshole).

really I'm noticing how much I assume things WILL become hostile at any moment rather than that they CAN become hostile

oh my fuck Shakara is in actual Yoruba! I've never HEARD Yoruba that I knew for sure before, that's awesome!

also apparently I'm buzzed and 5:13 or so sounds very Afrobeat actually so I'm gonna hit pause on Zappa and listen to Fela Kuti instead

https://youtu.be/mpNn1nht0_8?si=Q2vvK6AGu5lmIAV5

my brain is trying to form a connection between Toto's soundtrack for the David Lynch "Dune" and "Threw It on the Ground"

I fell to the ground, my butthole was on fire
pain by nerve induction
take your butthole out of the box, young human

dzzzzaaaao

the beginning is a very delicate time. know then that this is the year 10191. the known universe is ruled by the padishah emperor Shaddap IV, my father. In this time the most precious substance in the universe is the spice melange. The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice is vital to space travel.