Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

Picture this; it’s 1999. An entire new century is around the corner. We’re all reeling from this previously unknown movie, The Matrix, which everyone suddenly knows about like Titanic. And for the first time in DECADES there’s a new Star Wars, best thing EVER, right?

The lights go down. The John Williams cranks up beaconing us to a galaxy of adventure. The opening crawl starts and tells us the evil Trade Federation has blockaded the planet NABOO. IMMEDIATELY I’m laughing so hard I’m in tears.

Words I thought were HILARIOUS as a kid; fart, grump, poot, poop, puke

Words I consider funny as an oldster; hegemony, fistula, monolithic, changchang, gegebenenfalls

Words which had me laughing somewhere in between; Naboo

The alternative to Adult Entertainment should be Puerile Entertainment, where beautiful women make fart noises on stage with their armpits. And for extra you can go in a private room with one of the dancers and she’ll sensuously whisper BOOGERS right into your ear.

Trying a new chicken place walking distance from a prospective apartment. Like a normal person walking distance, not how far I am potentially willing to walk for chicken.

what should I use as my Bluesky user handle next?

I know everyone’s emotionally whatever right now but, I wanted to share some forest photos.

Earlier today described a potential apartment complex as “waving more red flags than a VE Day parade.”

Here it comes again, the feelings that I’m completely fucking evil/will eventually alienate everyone. I think I was too stressed about everything else to think it for a while,

https://youtu.be/pq7ZHfcFYg0?si=MiCzjbVgLXFs6o9E

related; arching back, crinkling my nose, tongue slightly sticking out. GRRRRR!

"groundbreaking military invention turns men into beasts" oh, it's just some sort of tacticool ab exerciser, not actually TF serum which'd give me big fangs, drool strings, and an enormous tonker. well where's the fun in that?

Just one #drawing today.

#subpost "oh, I guess we need to defend Canada from Skrulls coming over to your hoose to steal all the Timbits or something. So instead of spending our budget on Leopard IIs or something we'll just FIND some hoser and outfit 'em with an adamantium skeleton, that'll fix things right up eh?"

#subpost the wild thing is my last D&D character WAS nonbinary, completely accidentally. Started with the stereotype of bald svirfneblin, then I found out they can be sexist so an AFAB would be adventurer wants a binder and their head shaved. They were okay reading as female to non-gnomes though.

Oh YEAH! It’s the part of the Krull soundtrack where Willow and Mad Martigan steal the USS Enterprise to travel to the Genesis Planet! But uh-oh, here come the Wolfen! Or possibly the Teutonic Knights from Alexander Nevsky, AGAIN.

Making this song the soggiest dirge like R&B did not really improve it from being vacant lowest common denominator 80s top 40s.

Abbott and Costello Meet Ebirah

Abbott and Costello Meet the Feebles

Shaft Begins

Shaft and the Dial of Destiny

I, Shaft

Shaft Messiah

Children of Shaft (the Herbert novel, not the Tolkien)

God-Emperor Shaft

Shaft's Silver Chair

The Horse and His Shaft

Shaft vs. Predator

Shaft Resurrection

Shaft Reloaded

Foundation and Shaft

Shaft, Dragonlady of Pern

winnie the pu-erh, bear with an incredible fondness for smoky, very caffeinated tea

Give you an idea of how bad this has all felt I’m headed straight home. Not stopping in the comics shop, bookstore or the used bookstore which has bookstore cats. I want to get the hell out of here worse than I want to pet cats.

Waiting for rescheduled drug test place to reopen after lunch. Hungry but at that headspace where I want to finish what the adults want before I can relax (yes I know, childhood abuse survivor “tell”).