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CAPTAINE BELGIUM! Powered by the essence of everything Belgian, he’s far more whimsical than the rest of the Marvel comic and shows up in a contrasting ligne claire style!

KNKX announcer: “and then Tom Waits, he’s gonna sing for you.”

For me personally? Hey thanks, Tom.

“Frank settled down in the valley
And all the doughnuts have names that sound like prostitutes,
He has a router and a table saw
And you won’t believe what Mrs Stitches saw
Uhhhüüüüüüh.”

… turned out to be from Nighthawks at the Diner, so a pre-Kathleen album I don’t own. I think what I like about Waits is weirdly the same “feel” for language use as I like about Henry Rollins actually.

"what is the yelling song in Thor Ragnarok"

oh yeah, Led Zeppelin's "The Yelling Song"!

* promptly forgets the lyrics and instead just bellows OTVAR ZA RUSS FENRIS HJOLDA *

*howling along to The Sword's "Winter's Wolves"*

being single means I can play Queen's "I Want to Break Free," Pink Floyd's "Waiting for the Worms" and The Real Tuesday Weld's "Bathtime in Clerkenwell" in order because my ex isn't here to tell me not to

oh yeah, it's Queen's video for "Most Awful Family in Britain." I mean Monty Python's "I Want to Break Free" sketch.

oh, Google AI can suggest bazillions of recipes!

oooh I can only imagine! Sweet and sour cumin eggshells! Linguine with detergent sauce! THE FUTURE IS NOWWWWWWW

omg omg omg Japanese people made a song about CATS and also it's on the INTERNET

youtu.be/OWz476Oij9w?si=d42ctm

I’m starting to think that because all marginalized identities have an aspect of being made invisible, half of any [whatever minority] is sure they don’t qualify as a REAL [whatever minority]. We’re dead certain we’re not trans enough, never going to be accepted as an actual minority (hi!), not Black enough, this month don’t have a place in Pride (hi again!), etc. I’ve seen how many people do this?

oh NO the Sinatra/late 40s themed band playing at Third Place Commons just struck up “Blue Moon” and since I can’t do it out loud in meatspace I’ll do it here;

NNNGH BURNING UP! SOMEBODY HELP ME!
GRRRR HRFFFF RRRRRR

SWIM through the trophic
The LAKE’S monomictic
It’s CLOGGED with a bloom of
NAVICULA

"General Karla. Paul Mua'dib approaching."
"What do you mean, Paul Mua'dib approaching?"
"On a gigantic sandworm. Should I inform His Majesty?"
"Imbecile! The Emperor will shoot you for interrupting his wedding with these news. Dispatch 10 legions of Sardaukar to bring back his body!"

do you, Shaddam IV, Emperor of the Known Universe, take this earth woman Dale Arden to be your Empress of the Hour?

dum dum dum dum dum dum dum PAUL! AAAAAAAAAA!

for whatever reason, I amuse myself by enthusiastically exclaiming "Buggery!" at Howard Shore's little pennywhistle motif for the hobbits/Shire in the FotR soundtrack

but it IS true. they've gotta be pretty constantly jumping on each others' little fuzzyfooted asses. It's like Folsom 24/7.

I talked to my folks and, because I anticipate being very busy the next few weekends, am going to call them and skip out on seeing them for a lot of June. Which feels terrible but I’m about to start a new job and hopefully move, and don’t think I can afford to lose whole Saturdays and d20/d6 SAN.

oh YEAH it's my favorite Lords of Acid track "Double Penetration."

you know off their 12" Anal Fisting release

a really limited EP which included the Submissive Puppyboi remix of "I Forgot How Much Acid I Took, Now That's a Problem"

Ad

"when you realize bloating and discomfort don't have to be routine, everything changes"

Morpheus *holds out a white tablet*

"Take no pill, and you can... alter your dietary patterns however you wish. Take the white pill and we can split a delicious calzone."

misheard Ramones lyrics

"53rd and 3rd"

actual lyrics; I was a Green Beret in Vietnam

my version; I was a Green Beret, a CPA

"I Wanna be Well"

actual lyrics; I want my LSD, golly gee, DDT, wowie!

my version; I want my MSG, golly gee, DDT while I wait!

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