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I held the elevator and pressed the floor for my neighbors and got a "shukraan" in response, and I'm vaguely reassured that I pass for lighter-skinned middle eastern, if that's what's going on.

frankly, I wanted to be a leftist because we were the side about how awesome it was to be in the woods, get it on with the same gender, and look at pornography, not because we were the side who were dour about woods, Queerness, and porn.

LIU KANG. JOHNNY CAGE. JAX. RAIDEN. SONYA. KITARO.

I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT PURE SEX. DEEP SEX. HARD SEX. RRRRRROUGH SEX! UNGH!

*throws crescent kicks*

CHUN LI. KEN. GUILE. HONDA. CAMMY. DHALSIM. BALROG.

MORTAL KOMBAT!

similar to "if I were a storyboard artist for Disney I would still want to skip out today" is "I want to ditch work to take naps, masturbate to lurid fantasies, and get a froo-froo nutella and strawberry crepe while making my way north very slowly."

uspol mention, personal 

though the embarrassing part is I look at Trump's faithful and how they're drawn in by the message "you are powerful and deserve to hurt what you hate" rather than the actual semi-coherent angry sentence fragments, and I notice just how much *I* bought into "you're smart and mean well, there's reason for hope" rather than what Obama literally said. I am not immune to propaganda.

coyote sing along hour, Rollins Band, all caps 

*tenses all the muscles in neck and shoulders*

THE SELF HATRED THAT BLINDS YOU
BINDS YOU
GRINDS YOU
KEEPS YOU DOWN
THE WORLD FALLS DOWN AROUND YOU
YOU BUILD UP WALLS AROUND YOU
YOU WEAR DISGUST LIKE A CROWN
OHHHH INSTRUMENTAL!

I bought gas/sunscreen/bug spray/aloe/food stuff, put together salad/slaw, packed and loaded the car, did laundry (now in dryer) and am finally having dinner.

My jaw is making horrible cracking noises so I must've been clenching hard and all the last minute prep was PROBABLY an ADHD thing right?

Forget Harley Quinn/Poison Ivy team ups I want Harley Quinn/Olive Oyl where they both have really ANNOYING accents like my grandmother’s

If I won the lottery right now (given I never buy lottery tickets this looks less likely than for most people) I seriously would pay Matt Goetz to deadpan “chicks with big ‘thingies.’ Fhut up, dillmunch” to the entire RNC.

Huh huh huh huh. That was cool.

being up with anxiety probably isn't TOO surprising

“Twas in the darkest depths of Mordor
I met a girl so fair
But Gollum and the eeeeevil one
Crept up and slipped away with her”

… man, that Gollum gets ALL the girls. It’s gotta be his Andy Serkis like charm. Get you a man who’s had sashimi for dinner nearly every night for the last 300 years.

Also it’s wild that they were able to say “Mordor” during concerts and not have the audience scream “DO NOT SPEAK THAT WORD SO LOUDLY HERE”

Uspol news & opinion , - - - 

Well the bad news is Musk has pledged $45 million to Trump’s campaign, so probably more than my family’s made while we’ve been in the USA. But the good news is it’s Musk so probably that means only $10 million in assets they can actually access and use.

Uspol adjacency 

Who the FUCK cares what JD Vance thinks? Even if I were more right leaning, or thought any Republican had anything positive or practical to contribute to dialogue, “known for previously being one of Trump’s only right wing critics now maintaining this is fantastic” does NOT suggest ideas not linked to personal profit.

Fuckin’ Edge “Front Page Material”. Gonna be a long 4+ months.

ugh, apparently CNN gets ads on FurAffinity now. I can't faintly explain what a giant cold shower with extra bleach it is to see a photo of (former) President Scowl while I'm looking at brainless animal people porn. Explaining how I know what a cold shower with extra bleach feels like is preferable.

I swear if somehow there's any hint of news coverage at the dispensary or the taqueria I'm going to break something.

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