Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

proposed mashup of Aqua's "Barbie Girl" and Curtis Mayfield's "Pusherman"

I'm a blonde bimbo girl
Super cool, super mean
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
Dealin' good, for The Man
Superfly, here I stand
Kiss me here, touch me there
Hanky panky

I'm your pusherman (let's go party!)
I'm your pusherman (let's go party!)

not only did the "Garlic Girl" garlic cloves my housemate left on the counter prompt filking Tori

never was a garlic girl
thought it was a good solution

but trying to find a good link found a YT "I'm a garlic girl" short

I'm a garlic girl
in a garlic world

I'd actually wondered about macro sperm, since furry macro art usually involves stomping or cumming or both.

Like afterwards are furries looking at the semen-soaked remains of the bus shelter or w/e and there's like these 1-2 meter long sperm just drying up on the pavement where you can see the nucleus and everything?

there was on sale fish at the store, and I've wanted fish and black bean sauce for a while so the solution was trying to cook fish with black bean sauce, ginger, garlic, soy sauce and a little black vinegar. Going forward I want to use less cooking oil, leave off the black vinegar, add green onions

Have you considered that Archaeopteryx lithographica predates Canis leptophagus, the first coyote, by about 149 million years, even further removed in time from the first catapult and even that is ancient by comparison to the invention of rocket skates?

A fan Doctor Who movie made by splicing together parts with Jon Pertwee and Monty Python episodes with Elizabethians or British military. It can’t fail!

aha HERE'S where the Thousand Islands are https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thousand_Islands

at last I know where the salad dressing comes frpm (it does actually believe it or not)

Ghazkull Thraka and His Beautiful Thrakettes

#drawing yesterday

psyching myself up for visiting my parents

https://youtu.be/1ErIJuYFh1A?si=MhdgtMI7lF49WKyh

https://youtu.be/SHByERlH2FQ?si=rVvgYb6De-7DC3tw

because sometimes morale's so low you just need to play air guitar to the bit where Paul conquers the Worm while completely baked from all the Spice coming out of its spiracles.

man it is SO disappointing that 40K's "void dragon" is just some humanoid C'tan thing with scarabs and not actually a Necron-aesthetic mechanical dragon like a Zoid or something

what bothers me is that I literally CANNOT step this down all that much, it's grief; it would be profoundly unhealthy NOT to cycle through intense anger and loss. Worse, like other grief, this is always going to be with me at some point. At least realizing this is part of "acceptance," I guess.

oooh, not afraid to speak out against a minority with practically no numbers, money or political clout, you're such a big man, your folks must be REAL proud of you.

the inevitability of getting real stoned and writing that Dune Crystal crossover fiction in which Jen, the Kwisatz Haderach, is a master of a weirding way based entirely on sound, and uses it to defeat the skeksis and their Emperor

the Great Conjunction nears

in the grim darkness of the far future

potato chips are considered heretical since they have the characteristic ridges of Genestealer cult outfits

took me until today to figure out what was going on with some weird remnant self hate, and why I really empathize with trans men despite how if anything I'm trans feminine

he called you "the enemy camp" but you'll still kiss ass up to him and pretend like you're Walter fucking Cronkite opposing Vietnam

your entire profession is as disgusting, get fucked

man I'd somehow forgotten how GOOD an album Vision Thing is