Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

You can fuck right off selling me your patriot branded prepper shit, it’s crappy enough I have to spend the next 4 years in y’all’s fap fantasy without it getting between me and some dude playing banjo.

I’m not sure which despicable varlet needs to be prevented by sign in requests from sneaking onto my Microsoft Teams account but evidently she likes Teams more than I do.

cursed movie thought

"General Hoek, Flash Gordon approaching"
"what do you mean, 'Flash Gordon approacheeeng'?"
"on a stolen Hawkman rocket cycle. Shall I inform His Majesty?"
"You EEEDIOT! thee Emperor will shoot you for eenterrupteeng His wedding with thees news!"

cursed 40K thought; have you ever considered that Fabius Bile is basically Uncle Fester? like he's basically the WAR FESTER.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
can't stand it
I know you planned it!
I'ma get it straight this Watuhgate
cause I can't stand rockin' while I'm in heyah
cause y'crystal ball ain't so crystal cleyah!
so while y'sit and wonduh why
I got this FUCKIN' thorn in my side
oh my gawd, it's a mirage
I'm tellin' y'all it's sabotawdge!

Convinced the only reason Bedford Forrest and Otto Skorzeny didn’t get cabinet posts is they’re dead

Naw just kidding, he doesn’t know enough history to know who they were

the Beastie Boys version of the Kalevala, sadly never completed

#drawing last night

Thundercats 🤝 Ultramarines

named after where they’re from not their characteristics like you thought

the lyrics to Disco Inferno describe how the poet descends to the deepest levels of the disco, accompanied by Virgil, and its follow up, Disco Purgatorio and Disco Paradisio, describe how he repents of the commercialization of disco and attains purest funk, or P-funk.

https://youtu.be/zsEUcRHlS0w?si=pufGwRmnoNfPl26w

underneath the chilly gray November sky
we can make believe that Kennedy is still alive
we're shooting for the moon and smiling Jackie's driving by and
they say, good try
tomorrow, Wendy, you're going to die.

https://youtu.be/7Uil_moZTQk?si=HOCe3NGw4e8m2CHT

twas a long time ago
longer now than it seems
in a place that perhaps you've seen in your dreams
for the story of which you're about to be told
takes place in the holiday realms of old
now you've probably wondered where holidays come from

also; pronouncing "Gloin" as "gloyne" rather than "gloh-win" sorta sounds like making fun of stereotypical NYC accents

Along comes Gimli son'a GLOIN son'a GROIN
From Erebor da lonely mountain
And he sees thoity doity boids sittin' on a coib
Choipin' and boipin' and eatin' doity oitwoims
Boy, was he destoibed.

In place of a Burger King you shall have a Dairy Queen! Not dark but beautiful as the dawn! And in that land we shall treat thee right! ALL WILL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!

But no, I will calm my tits, and go into the west, and be no more Galadriel.

Spotted this sticker during yesterday’s walk. It’s PROBABLY actually for something problematic or by an antisemite, but I liked it anyway.

#drawings from/worked on yesterday.

ASTARTES! Child soldiers chosen for strength and determination, subjected to a brutal regimen of surgery, training and brainwashing, then after serving as Scouts placed in specialist roles!

ASPECT WARRIORS: “For a couple of centuries I was really into ceramics and then one day I was ‘avin’ a honey wine with me mates and they said ‘you really like firin’ stuff, ‘ave you ever thought about runnin’ around battlefields with a flamethrower?’“

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK
BESERKIR!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKING FUCK
BESERKIR!

THE BESERKIR IS JUST SO OBSCENE
LIKES EVIL PEOPLE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
HE TAKES YOUR SOUL AND THEN JUST RIPS IT APART
HE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SMOKE SOME POT
BESERKIR!
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS TICKING CLOCK
BESERKIR!

a Volvo, or according to Norse tradition, "oracular station wagon"

but wait, you say. Brass Against did a cover of Seven Nation Army that mashed up with Pusherman. And there are Sweet Dreams are Made of These mashups with Seven Nation Army. THEREFORE you could mashup Sweet Dreams are Made of These with Barbie Girl and it'd work.