Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

*outrageously fake accent*

in my country we have amusing, how is it po-angliskii, skazok? Amusing SAYING. There is no news in The Truth, and no truth in The News.

YOUNG ME: Finally someone gets it. Religion, abuse, gun nuts, depression, self-hate, trapped in this world. He's got to have been all the places I've been... or worse.

TRENT REZNOR: this girl BROKE UP with MEEEEE!

... this reused joke brought to you via rediscovering an awesome NIN track from 2005

true fact; probably because of the line about growing flowers in the desert and seeing the sun shine in wintertime, and because I didn't know the group were Scots, I assumed the big country in "In a Big Country" was *Australia* for the longest time.

who makes the rules?
who makes the rules?
we walk on two legs not on four
to walk on four legs breaks the law
what happens when we break the law?
what happens when the rules aren't fair?
we all know where we go from there!
to the house of pain!

turn me back into the pet
I was when we met
I was happier then with no mindset
and if you took to me now
like a gull takes to the wind
I'd have jumped from my trees
and I'd dance like the king of the assholes
and the rest of our lives would've fared well

Tonight’s experiment was sauerkraut soup (капуснякь) and this is definitely worth repeating.

okay, trying out a new soup recipe and at the laundromat (only washer's broken, thankfully - so I can still use the dryer at my place) I was able to read some of my book about canoes, like I would've gotten to read at lunch if I didn't need to drop everything to help a very important customer

WHAT CAN YOU SEE INSIDE OF ME?
WHAT CAN YOU SEE INSIDE OF ME?
Hands in the air, assume the position!
WHAT CAN YOU SEE INSIDE OF ME?
WHAT CAN YOU SEE INSIDE OF ME?
Everyone make their best dead faces!
PRO VISION L3!
PRO VISION L3!
PRO VISION L3!
CULTURE OF SUSPICION!

Kohlrabi, celery root and even jicama or beets are basically Star Trek vegetables. Like you expect them to be on a plate during the scene with the alien diplomats or something. “Captain, you’re not eating your SEL’ARIACH! Are you feeling unwell?” We’re not even getting into daikon and turnips etc.

Anyway here’s a #drawing from yesterday. Aside from halflings being very ECW I have no clue why the ECW uniform. I blame British children’s books for the idea that the ancient world wore plaid.

so my new idea is actually getting enough rest, and this makes me less constantly irritable, so I get to bill my landlords, parents, and employers for it, and I call it Sleep as a Service

what I hope is that after the nightmare of the next 4 years is finally over, we (those of us who survive whatever national crisis/crises Trump intentionally botches) will stumble blinking and traumatized into an age of actual prosperity, open mindedness and safety

Lately when I’ve been around small children it’s felt like living in a French ad for condoms.

#drawings from yesterday

Oh yeah time for Lords of Acid’s classic track “Finger My Taint (12” Thuddy Flogger Remix)”

*dances*

ungulates are characterized by a reduced number of toes and lower limbs with little mobility as an adaptation to running, so clearly the next stage in perissodactyl evolution is the much anticipated HOVERHORSE

#colored #drawing today. More elaborate.

colored a #drawing today - technically she's undressed, but I think she's SFW.

this is not a sitcom, where everything's all right
this is not a prison with terror through the night
don't, don't you go,
won't you stay with me one more day
if we get through one more night
if we get through one more night

Like they did terrible controlling, abusive, discouraging, crazy making, neglectful shit to me and they still do, BUT they’re not bad people, just uncomfortable to deal with and innately linked to some of my worst memories. NONE of this deserves “my mind is going and my whole world has been reduced to one floor of a two story house.” None of it deserves “sole caretaker for someone with senile dementia on top of my own issues.”