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I was going to make a joke about splicing together the opening chase sequence in "A Hard Day's Night" with the skeletons screaming and charging in "Jason and the Argonauts" and then discovered that Jason and the Argonauts came out a YEAR before Hard Day's Night.

I graine
you graine
we all graine
for MIGRAINE

I wound up cutting okra into smaller pieces which the recipe I found after the fact says NOT to do but honestly, short of stopping at the Lebanese grocery store, there is just no way to find smaller, middle eastern style okra.

I did not buy a giant burrito.

Instead, I bought groceries, then fried tofu to add to salads later, stewed pork to cook with preserved vegetables later, and cooked a vague attempt at Persian okra stew. Probably not very authentic, will likely clean me out, but tastes pretty good imho.

oh no it's BBC DOCUMENTARY SYNTHS

you pretty much have to wear a suit jacket with elbow patches and have glasses with squarish frames, and probably sideburns, if you show up with this on in the background

this Yes album ain't shit

* FIVE MINUTES LATER *

* Hallucinating a confused blend of pre-issue-100 White Dwarf magazines and The Dark Crystal

guacamole is basically ice cream, and a cone is basically a taquito, when you think about it

* pipe organ rises from the floor, with a mysterious cloaked figure riding on the bench, gesturing dramatically. However, instead of actually PLAYING the pipe organ, the mysterious being starts singing. Loudly. Vaguely on key. *

da DOO DOO DOOO!
doodle da doo da doo da DEEEEE doo

Eldrad Ulthran, legendary farseer of Ulthwe craftworld, is possibly the greatest psyker among the Aeldari, but can his mastery of the webway grant him insight into why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

I know I can't really do much more than I have been doing, and possibly because I was taught I was an out of control monster and a lot of my buttons are being pushed, I feel like I'm not supposed to be *this upset* over political stuff. Could I ask for reassurance that I'm within reasonable bounds to be upset?

okay I managed to pull myself out of the terrible mood without weed

some sort of crummy congestion sinusitis bleargh

the hell

I really just want to go sleep some.

Fantasy wargames converted to historical wargames would read like “Model rolled a 6, allowing his MAKESHIFT FORMATION ability to band the remaining paratroopers together with Kriegsmarinen to successfully block the road from Nijmegen to Antwerp. Then Horrocks charged 12” with 4 Guards Fireflies, bringing down half the Germans in a hail of 17 pounder fire.”

would someone really into ghosts/ghost stories/ghost hunter TV shows be a "booaboo"

and here I always thought I was all about Aeldari. You know, slender, graceful, mobile, wrecked their entire future

now the REAL question is "reckon playing orks is half as appealing while sober and confronted with the fucking price of new minis at the shop as while listening to The Oppressed?"

so far my new WAAAGH_ORK! playlist has "Rudie Can't Fail," "So What," "Pretty Vacant," and "System Fucked Up."

Any more suggestions are RIGHT welcome m8

I am now tempted to play Orks just so I can see if I actually *can* build an okay looking Gargant for only $50 out of styrene and empty beer cans

naw, I'm lying. The big reasons I'd play Orks is so I can stomp around in Doc Martens, and make actual Brits wince with my attempts at the accent.

video of the most expensive 40K models (all titans of various sorts minus the Tau Manta), from a $800ish Warhound to a >$2600 Warlord - so about a partial fursuit, a really nice head or downpayment for a used car

and you LITERALLY CAN'T PLAY with it without it immediately MOVING OFF THE BOARD

Meanwhile, some Ork player out there's like "oi LOOKIT! oi made me Gargant fer 50 Euros (dat's about 5 teef) of styrene and empty lager cans, looks right 'ard dunnit?"

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