she's a good girl, loves to eat tacos
loves burritos, enchiladas too
she's a good girl, crazy about churros
and on Sundays, she always gets menu
do I'm FREE! FREE FALLING!
it's a long day stoppin' at Fatburger
there's a food truck parked in the yard
gonna stress eat 'cause I don't even miss her
gonna fry some potatoes in lard
cause I'm FREE! FREE FALLING!
I wanna dim sum out in Cerritos
gonna load up at House of Pies
I'm gonna stress eat out into nothin'
gonna leave this world for a while
"I am the LOK NAR and with my super self-centered POWER of being able to go ON AND ON about RANDOM BULLSHIT which I think YOU as a traumatized 10 year old DESPERATELY NEED TO HEAR I shall ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING here's a muscly bald dude punching people that oughta get your attention for a short while"
the whole movie makes more sense as the Lok Nar trying to come up with shit that will keep the kid interested in it blathering at her
so Kirk Douglas’ therapist tells him “you should go see Spartacus it’s an inspiring uplifting film,” but he breaks down and cries “but doctor I am Spartacus,” right about then the door opens and the secretary declares “I am Spartacus,” and shows in the next patient who says “I am Spartacus” and then
Am I telling this joke right?
Yesterday, I finally figured out why I grew up around such a hate on for college degrees. There’s a class element; if someone goes to college, it’s assumed they have more money to do it, and will also have more money in the future as a result, unlike a poor person who loses because they lose because they’re losing. And to a conservative, who sees everything as a moral issue, if someone benefits despite something that wrong, they (not societal inequalities) are obviously evil.
While listening to the Excalibur and Monty Python and the Holy Grail soundtracks, I colored up a #drawing.
"So what's Heavy Metal about anyway?"
"Okay so there's a space car and an evil artifact decides some grade school kid will be vitally interested in its life story, and then there's some boring shit, and then there's a kinda okay sword and sorcery story, then there's this really hilarious story with awesome cartoony art, then there's THE AWESOME PART WITH WWII AND ZOMBIES, then there's a kinda unfunny comedic story with a pretty good line about being stoned, and then there's a kinda boring sword and sorcery story which they use to wrap up the film because they were baked and needed to end it somewhere."
honestly "B-17s! Only SUDDENLY for no reason GLOWING GREEN MAGIC TURNS THE CREW INTO ZOMBIES! The pilot narrowly escapes but finds himself TRAPPED ON AN ISLAND OF CRASHED PLANES BEYOND SPACE AND TIME" is sorta the most ADHD friendly plot of any of the Heavy Metal sequences, even if WWII aircraft aren't one of your hyperfixations
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