Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

the beginning is a very difficult time

know then that this is the year 10191. the known universe is ruled by my father, the Padishah emperor Shaddam IV. In this time, in a hole in the ground, lived a hobbit. not a dark smelly hole full of worms and bungus, but a hobbit hole, and that means comfort.

Savage Land Wolverine, forget the 2013 series, there's no plot, it's just issue after issue of Wolverine punching theropods and eating Didelphodons in between surly monologues because he CAN

fans would love it, and you KNOW this

my new video game FLAXX in which you’re a medieval crofter or socman and you have to harvest quickly before you’re buried in a devastating FLAXX WAVE

it is the 1290s and there is time for Flaxx

Ooooh!

considering if red or green bean paste hamantaschen would be any good and, if so, would lychee or green tea hamantaschen work?

"Poison."
"You see your death. My blade will finish you."
"I will bend like a reed in the wind."
"HYAAAAAGH!"
"How did he do such great stunts...with such little feet..."

"In the five standard years that followed, Mua'dib and the Fremen brought Spice production to a standstill. Rabban, fearing for his life, tried to keep this fact from the Baron. Paul and Chani's love grew."
"How's it going, Joey?"
"Vhell, dhey lose me aftuh da bunka scene."

trying to create the most confused fanfic ever by alternating music from Dune (1984) and Blazing Saddles (1974)

"The messiah's Black?"
"Why not, it worked in the New Testament."

(okay yeah I know, "It worked in Blazing Saddles" is from Robin Hood Men in Tights, work with me)

it's a real pity we'll never get CHEECH AND CHONG'S DUNE

"Open the pod bay doors HAL."
"Who is it?"
"It's Dave, open the pod bay doors. I got the stuff."
"Dave's not here."
"No, man, I'M Dave! I got the stuff, will you open up?"
"I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave."
"I think the cops saw me, open the pod bay doors HAL!"
"I think you should take a stress tab and think it over."

now remembering being with @erin_kitsune outside the elevators at ANW and doing

you could blow with this or you could blow with that
you could blow with this or you could blow with that

while skipping around pressing buttons

it'd make a better story if I were borrowing her fursuit at the time but tbh I don't remember if I was

apparently listened to the mashup enough that I put on Ohio Players and the lyrics to Love Rollercoaster are "You let me violate you/SAY WHAT?/You let me desecrate you/WHOO HOO HOO HOO HOO"

So I asked.

"I don't have a dog in that fight, I just know it would trigger the snowflakes"

A choice between playing D&D with friends or going to synagogue with other Jews is difficult. A choice between playing D&D with people tacitly supporting this bullshit or going to synagogue with other Jews is easy.

Have you ever considered that most furry cons would ban GWAR showing up in costume, and have you ever considered the possibility of referring to GWAR's outfits as "spikesuits"?

it's the Muppet Show with our special guest, GOETZ OF THE IRON HAND!

the best tattoo I've ever seen was either HECHO EN MEXICO with the li'l eagle, or the scientist who had centimeter scales tattooed along the inside of their thumb and along their forefinger

apparently Wednesdays are my pissed about government/AI (same fucking thing innit?) days

let's pretend for a brief moment illegal immigration is something to crack down on and law enforcement in general actually serves and protects the community.

You can probably guess what I think, but let's pretend. An agency about this has exactly NO authority or reason to;

1) haul unarmed civilians off to camps anywhere, especially outside the country, potentially for free labor
2) fight "gang crime," that's for other agencies (and adjacent organizations like the USCG)
3) spontaneously execute or kidnap anyone, illegal or not
4) openly advocate racism
5) have a larger budget than an actual branch of the military, a lot of which goes to cronies' companies
6) serve as a way for the President to get back at states and cities he doesn't personally like
7) serve as a way for the President and his party to woo conservative voters with a feel-good war, only without the downside of Americans coming back traumatized, disabled, or in flag draped coffins

Again I feel the most conservative position has to be "suspend operations temporarily until potentially years of investigations have been completed, temporarily authorize and fund alternative (perhaps state/local agencies) to do the actual stated job." This isn't of course what I ACTUALLY think, because I don't think ICE has EVER acted in good faith.

I may be a sad ancient neurospicy trans heeb with a past I deeply regret, no fucking future, and no assets worth shit, but I'm still several dozen times more worthwhile than the richest man in the entire world. How the fuck's that even happen?

hot take: leopard seals are what happens when a trans guy trying to reach some sort of peace with all the bullshit he caught about his weight as a kid, decides to make a shark fursona.