Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

for a limited time only the stars are right, and CRABGASM returns to Red Lobster! Featuring old favorites like Bloated Cephalopoid Obscenity and new treats like our succulent Grasping Claws! But hurry because this terrifying new age of crustaceous blasphemy won’t last forever!

Work’s being grindy, I did some journaling (I’m still playing catch-up emotionally), and tbh I just want to go home, sleep, and draw.

and then someone described their 3 page porn story on FA as "a little story that I wanted to tell," and of course that gets me playing Paul Revere again. #SongCue

#TMITuesday I kinda co-opted "dance the black spiral" to refer to a depressive episode. WtA was a goofy and problematic game but really resonated too; like it actually is part of why coyote works as a metaphor.

LOBSTERBATION for only 10.95 at Red Lobster! Succulent butter dipped blasphemy washed up from the sea... tempting battered things which I cannot and MUST NOT recall!

1) pretty much everything sounds hilarious when you say it like either Elrond or Galadriel in the Peter Jackson films.

2) everything sounds hilarious as a Terrence McKenna impression, so

3) elf dialogue a la McKenna has gotta be pretty great;

I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. The trees are crawling with geometric progressions. An ancestral hobbit love for mushrooms

*pitch shift*

for mushrooms

*pitch shift*

for muuuuuussshhhhrooomms

OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ

* Cate Blanchett voice *

The world has changed. The direction of the bog roll matters not, for there are few now who would remember the way. The time of the Elves has passed.

Stuff I think about when I’m trying to focus on work;

* porn I looked at last night
* this used bookstore we’d visit when I was a kid. Figures my parents could weaponize used bookstores.
* this girl I had a giant crush on late in college
* the FLGS in Ann Arbor after I graduated

None of this is helping!

Ugh, I feel crummy, trying to stave off a massive depressive episode and what’s certain is I don’t want to input a giant number of sample orders as a rush job.

Hey it’s #TMItuesday if you wanna ask questions about <strike>my bizarre hangup about giant orca women</strike> things!

Why do stars fall down from the sky
Every time you walk by?
Even our pups know
That this is the age of Apocalypse.
#songlyrics #AndAQuestionHangsHeavyInTheAir

This morning I’m pissed off at my ex for rejecting me for failing to fulfill a huge batch of requirements, and at my parents for knowing damn well how crappy my public school education was and doing nearly nothing to make up for it.

How’s by you?

http://azertip.tumblr.com/post/171583048142/cantstopthinkingcomics-mike-mignola

@anthracite wow, so apparently this was a thing?

So I talked to my friend about one of the biggest reasons I feel like I don't have a future,

and several hours later I'm wide awake and the feeling that I have no future partly because of this is now ECHOING THROUGH MY HEAD.

That was not exactly how I hoped mentioning deep rooted fears to play out.

Can I take the day off on account of existential sodding misery?

I am not dancing the black spiral this night.

oh FUCK, now I went and said it.

to be fair I'm TERRIBLE at remembering the titles of favorite tracks to dance to.

Orcish billmen #drawing #dnd
https://awoo.space/media/qrWA8AGMmU61e90StVg

Zootopia fanfic idea;

1) Zoot suit riots were due to racism stacking with perception of youths “taking too many needed fabric resources”
2) Zootopia itself is an LA analog
3) And elephants have been known to preemptively trample predators.

So... when zoot suits become a fad among the city’s disaffected pred club kids...