Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

“I became Ragemouse.”
“Death metal group?”

Washing clothes meant trying to find butane in the store while dressed in whatever was available (raver gear, a unicorn kigu). Pictured; the gun show. Not pictured; my friend as Butania, the magic unicorn.
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“It’s a sphere wearing a tank top, I feel called out. It’s Pac-Man’s beach body look.”

“It’s like if a shrimpmancer summoned a shrimp elemental” -

Iggy describes the “craaaaaazy shrimp ball” at “Dim Sum King,” moments before discussing how scandalized my ancestors would be segued into questioning whether she still qualified as circumcised after GRS.

So today I scrambled all over cave rock and badly banged my ankle and hopefully didn’t wander through poison oak but my friend is super allergic and therefore super cautious and therefore I am now sitting in their living room in my boxers waiting for my pants/shirt/hoodie to get through the laundry.

How’re you doing?

Slurpee, goddess of convenience stores. “Oh great Slurpee, grant us shitty dilute coffee that we may take this roadtrip.”

High quality jackal-pants

A while back I was reading about the perennially valid question “were Viking age Scandinavians racist?” (I don’t think they cared.) One neat thing I ran into is they referred to dark skinned people in Spain as “blue” - and that sounds like a reference to veil color or how veils could dye skin a little! They very specifically met Berbers! I think that’s cool anyway.

Spent $10 on high-quality entertainment (is it sad that I will lunge towards anything that looks like Simonson art?).
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Ok so I’m showered, dressed, am getting coffee and a breakfast sandwich, refreshed an ancestor offering. Gonna put on The Sword and head south.

do I; grab a short nap or throw myself into the shower/into clothes/out of the house immediately?

additionally just because the phrase "sick little fetish" has the same scansion as "my little pony," this does NOT imply ponyplay by default.

I want to talk about all sorts of things and I can't come up with coherent phrasing.

Have a lewd adjacent joke, inspired by the "your sick little fetish!" clip on a porny tumblr of uh.... blowjobs? I mean admittedly the lights were on.

for a valid YOUR SICK LITTLE FETISH you need to include both uppercase and lowercase letters, animal noises, at least one element of costume, and it can't be something obvious like your birthday. "Fetish" is right out.

It's like the parable where the monk explains heaven and hell to a samurai, but with closing Twitter.

Made myself do a big #drawing today to loosen up.
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"SPICY MISO" FLAVOR IN NAME ONLY

FOR IT IS NEITHER *dumps in shoyu and ichimi togarashi*

HULLATHOIN. This is basically an undead APC, an immense long-fallen beast protected by clouds of carrion flies which rupture from its flesh and disgorging zombie troops from its insides. Goofy yet creeptastic right?

But what really pushes the concept to glory is there isn't a whole and healthy version of the original animal around, eating adventurers. Nobody has any clue where necromancers are getting these giant hairless wolverine looking bodies.

re last boost, @thefishcrow@cybre.space are you seeing this?

oooofgh

it's so good not to have anyone's body practically *in* my space anymore. That I didn't feel I could say anything, let alone slam my elbow down on the dude's knee, suggests that I might want to rethink wanting to try living in NYC, but that I'd be a pretty good fit for Britain.

This concludes today’s jaunt into “awesome yet goofy monsters.”

BONUS MENTION: KISHI. Angolan folk monsters, Kishi don’t show up in D&D or movies and they probably should. Up front they’re a staggeringly handsome dude, but turn the head around, and they have a hyena head which eats you. Badass!