Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

So I feel like providing TMI for #TMItuesday. Ask me stuff if you like?

and now folding laundry to The Imperial March

when you close your eyes and you fall asleep
your snoring's only broken when you cut the cheese
when you open up your heart & the truth comes out
I got no earthly clue what you're dreaming about
when you tell me BUY TOMATO PASTE
when you tell me I GOT AMYLASE
you tell me CANINE BUS STOP
and it just don't come out all right
when you say in the night, yeah
I hear this incoherent dreck,
when you're lying in your bed

#filk #TheRomantics

have you ever considered that The Romantics' "Talking in Your Sleep" is the least realistic love song ever penned? I mean... all he hears is her heartbeat, she doesn't snore or fart. And she says coherent stuff in her sleep rather than rambling semi-syntax garbage like my lived experience.

In a few minutes the work day will end, and I think I did pretty okay, but tomorrow’s Tuesday and Tuesdays are actually more emotionally difficult for me than Mondays.

FURRY STEREOTYPES coyotes are fixated on consuming beer and burritos

FURRY REALITY horchata, agua frescas or Jarritos go just as well with burritos

We wouldn’t need to gut the military or the prison system, we wouldn’t need to get rid of ICE, we wouldn’t need to abolish capitalism, but can you imagine just how much more the US government could accomplish with the sheer amount of money being squandered on our Nazi in Chief?

“If you’re not lead dog the view never changes.”

Except 1) actual lead dogs potentially have a shitty position, and the team member with the cushiest deal here is actually the musher 2) no matter what a dog’s doing it’s vital and positioning may swap out to keep dogs fresh 3) there is such a thing as a fan hitch and 4) most mushers think pretty damn highly of their dogs.

It’s kinda the worst source of macho metaphor ever.

Wikipedia turns out to have a large page of RAF slang!

1) all renaissance/possibly earlier instrumentals for dances can be punctuated with fart noises.

2) I’ve read just enough Shakespeare/Caxton/Chaucer to suspect people frequently did.

sweet sacred mother of horses I just want to move out of this house, want to move out of this area, and never fucking come back.

https://youtu.be/fgaCs8cB-ko

just still really in love with this take on a traditional song.

Pretty much the only complaints I had about Clash of the Titans were;

1) Bubo is a little *too* much of a "we're trying to cash in on Star Wars"

2) Story gets less plausible in a few places, like Cassiopeia deciding out of nowhere it's a great idea to diss Thetis in her own temple, Bubo singlehandedly freeing Pegasus from the swamp people, or Medusa's lair needing "Dioskilos" as a guardian as well.

3) "redshirt" versus "hero" characters are obvious.

Y'know about the last thing I expected from Clash of the Titans being basically an excuse for awesome Ray Harryhausen stop motion creatures, was that it was actually really well paced and had some nice characterization. I enjoyed it a *lot* more than I thought I was going to.

Brief reviews;

1) 70s vintage Conan; kinda a letdown
2) Simonson Thor; so freaking good
3) salsa casera at this place; not foolin’ around.

Watched porn on Tumblr, and now I'm gonna take a nap, then go splash around in water, and then go eat some tripe stew. Very hyena day.

Do I want to get menudo because it's Sunday after a physically more challenging Saturday and I'm a bit low on sleep?

Do I want to drive south to get to my favorite coffee shop I like, or stay at a coffee shop I like here to draw or watch Clash of the Titans?

So you know how boy bovids have that li'l tassle of fuzz on their bellies?

You'd figure "my rounded belly has this little tuft to show how far up my wang goes while soft" would be SUCH a Gay furry porn trope. And yet there's never li'l tum-tuft in MANLY BULL art.

multicolored girlfriends, in a variety of pastels or more naturalistic forest green.

Jamme (Jean Claude Van Damme)