Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

oh, fuck you asshole. Again; I hope I live to shit on your grave, only I suspect I'll have to wait in line, like it'll be Lenin's Tomb but with defecating.

to the tune of "Macho Man"

Socket, socket wrench
I want to be the socket wrench

(the fuck?)

Okay, I'm trying to cope with a ginormous what I'm pretty sure is entirely a a stress headache. I hope not a migraine otherwise my current plans won't work, which are; spent a lot of time in a hot shower, then go paint on stuff for a customer.

Gonna put Krull on hold for the time being. I got 35 minutes in, which means remarkably little has happened, certainly nothing that suggests actually compelling characters.

ah yes, the symbol of the ancient kings of Krull. The Kruller! An elegant doughnut, not so clumsy or random as a maple bar.

Naw I'm just kidding. It's the Glaive! which for whatever reason is a funky shuriken from that shop in the mall where you got your EVEN AWESOMER katana. And not a polearm at all. #krull

ah yes, that distinctive Horner musical cue which indicates that Our Heros are about to fight xenomorphs, or wolfen, or possibly Klingons. #krull

That's IT? You dudes have enslaved myriad worlds and all you can come up with is plonking the castle from the Dark Crystal down in the middle of the landscape, and having a pep rally on horseback? We're told the Slayers have decimated the land and all we're seeing is people in costumes which wouldn't fly at Faire with Olde Magic Acetelyene Torches. #krull

okay, I now have a plan for this evening. I'm going to drink beer and rewatch "Krull."

okay so check this out; Dune has protagonists who are high school age, weird mystic powers, a not-particularly-understanding fixation on Islamic culture, weird monsters, evil authorities, big martial arts fights, and war.

THEREFORE it would be a perfect anime series.

I'm now trying to find Yoh Yoshinari's contact information online but nobody's posted it anywhere.

This person, this traitor, is more valuable to us than ten solid hours of spitting and overacting!

#Dune

The Duke will die before these eyes and he'll know - HE'LL KNOW! - that it is I, Baron Vladimir Harkonnen, who encompasses his DOOM buahahahahahah! *slams hand onto suspensors*

THOSE SOUNDS COULD BE IMITATED

I'd know the difference

YES PERHAPS YOU WOULD

* makes obligatory bong rip/mindless giggling joke *

Oh, boy.

Well, I guess that kinda dumps ice water and bleach in my relaxing hot shower. Figuratively not literally.

gyatei gyatei haragyatei harasogyatei boji sowaka hannya shingyo

You have the right to food money
provided you don't mind a little
humiliation
investigation
and possibly a bit of
rehabilitation
These are your rights, know your rights!

Soooo I got another sketchbook and some more pencils to make sure I’m covered during May. Seriously I burn through paper sometimes. Now i’m on the bus outta here.

Within 30 minutes I passed, and interacted with, two women I parsed as trans and both times my mind went “ally/okay person.” I’m not sure that’s the healthiest assumption out there (God knows assuming people are okay because they’re Jews is a great way to mess yourself up).

So.

Can you guess who did a phone screen for a month plus contract gig starting literally the Monday after their current contract ends?

And apparently got the gig if the background check is okay?

And who’s sort of a wreck who just wants to hide somewhere private to cry, anyway, despite that?

So this tweet;

New: A British wildlife photography competition has been rocked by scandal after the winner was disqualified for allegedly using a stuffed anteater (right) as the subject of the photo (left) https://www.buzzfeed.com/markdistefano/a-wildlife-photo-competition-disqualified-the-winner https://twitter.com/MarkDiStef/status/989817934452273152/photo/1

got me searching for “cuddly stuffed anteater” and I was not disappointed. When I become immortal god-emperor I will totes have at least one anteater ✨plush✨ in the Room Of Infinite Pillows.

I feel way better than earlier. “I just get so completely caught up in it when I feel some big angry adult has decided I’m incompetent,” she said, forgetting that she’s technically an adult too now and hasn’t been the small boy trapped in public schools or with her parents, in literally decades.

Tbh the open office setting and how badly mishandled stuff was at New Tech Solutions didn’t help.

I can definitely see how when I’d processed this less it felt *terrible*

Five more hours ahead of not telling my supervisor they’re an asshole, that they make me feel like shit, and quitting on the spot. I hope any patience gained at this place pays off later at a job I actually want.