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So we watched Infinity War and wow, no spoilers but that was about as uplifting as a phone call with my folks about their medical problems.

We also think it’d be awesome to have a movie WITH Peter Dinklage AND Harrison Ford being incredibly crusty at each other.

See I want a series about the second string Thundercats, they’d all be less known felines. Manulo would lead the team of Kodkodo, Servallo, and the smoking hot Anthill Tigra.

Luckily Mordenkainen’s Foes is out but is merely nice, despite *spoiler for the pocket protector squad* the return of some AD&D devils and stats for Giff.

Spears shall be shaken! Shields will be splintered! POOR SPENDING DECISIONS WILL BE MADE!

people: Japan is an amazing nation with a strong warrior heritage!

me: Japan is an amazing nation with sentimental gunk and starchy fried food!

yeah yeah yeah a couple of beautiful people with more personal wealth than some of the companies I've worked for, get married. Big fuckin' deal, wake me up when it's T'Challa and Ororo Munroe getting hitched and I'll be interested.

misread a hastily scribbled "caterpillar?" as "caterpunk" and now wondering exactly what there is to do in caterpunk.

uspol, bitter 

Like the single day's gonna have about four or five things which are completely horrible; like the morning will start with Pence golfing with Klansmen, there'll be a shooting where the police plug everyone Black instead of the shooter, the entire EPA will be privatized, 45 will straight up say he was bought off in 2016, by evening we'll launch a special operations attack with lots of collateral casualties somewhere like Sweden, and we'll be expected to think this is somehow okay.

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uspol, bitter 

This week
* we sabotaged any chance of a lasting peace in Israel
* we had a couple of school shootings
* congress barely blocked an outrageous attempt to make the country shittier
* our policy towards illegal immigrants got that much nastier
* Republicans said some egregious shit, topped off by 45 being unusually racist even by 45 standards

I have this gut feeling sometime later this summer there's gonna be a day which'll be completely over the top ridiculous about this bullshit.

payin' bills I don't wanna pay, doin' laundry I don't wanna do, but I'm trying out Trader Joe's goat cheese slices so it's pretty okay right now.

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Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Arius, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. And unto this Conan! stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of the future where my evil is law. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!

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Mastodon is infinitely better than Twitter because you don't have enough characters to post the Aku speech on Twitter.

I’m really looking forward to two days where if I feel overwhelmed or stupid as fuck I can do something about it other than keep pushing

Oh yeah let’s listen to The Cure at work, ‘cause I didn’t want to skip out and run around in the woods and read Charles Vess comics badly enough, apparently!

body image - 

Work slowed up, I just want to go draw.

A thing I don’t like about myself is I’ve put in weight lately. I’m not fat, yet, but it’s all that very male looking stress fat distribution from rib cage down to hips rather than a woman’s more lower belly, thighs and breasts fat distribution. It’s like my fucking chest and belly hair or my fucking brow ridge, a reminder that I’ll never be a pretty girl.

work nothing 

Hey kids what’s better than creating a new user entry and test licenses for a gigantic company with more money than a lot of countries?

Well how about doing it right next to a discussion of job applicants which prominently mentions the greatest failing in your entire work history, vaguely equivalent to being shown photos of how the tumor is right next to your lymph nodes?

Yeah that. All I can really do is put on the Ramones and try to trust my own competency, ha ha.

song lyrics, trying to keep morale up 

Can’t stay at home, can’t stay in school,
Old folks say, you poor little fool!
Down the street I’m the girl next door,
I’m the fox you’ve been waiting for!
Hello daddy, hello mom
I’m your ch ch ch ch ch ch CHERRY BOMB!

up early; I slept like a log and then suddenly intestinal upset; then I figured I'd knock out all these dishes in hopes of feeling like a short nap and so I wouldn't have to do them later. Just kinda in an ugh mood right now.

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