Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

THE NATIONAL SECURITY
CONCEPT OF COERCION
THE ALPHA THE OMEGA
I KNOW IT’S AN ILLUSION I CAN’T SEE THROUGH IT!

* throws something heavy *

I could swear I’ve seen the concept of pandas as martial artists somewhere before. #drawings

ah it's Sunday and what better way to spend the afternoon dealing with a sudden huge spike of stress and a lot of the residual ongoing stress by going online to play out weird, not-feasible-in-meatspace kinks.

okay mastodon hypothetical situation;

you're an artist and a commissioner wants their stuff worked on including an old picture that never went anywhere. You worked on commission stuff last weekend and since you feel kinda burned out you'd originally planned to take the weekend off. Do you;

a) crank on their stuff in hopes of getting it to go away faster or

b) set it aside because talking with the customer counts as work b/c it sent your stress into the stratosphere

sweet sacred Corellon Larethian commissions stress me out so much sometimes

#drawings #dnd cw for nudity and I guess SATANIC ROLE PLAYING CORRUPTING AMERICA’S YOUTH or something, booga booga booga!

Although if you want animated films I loved while baked; Book of Life. Between the steampunk cyborg boars, the rolling maze that transforms into a giant golem, and finally the undead colossus made from the bones of hundreds of dead bulls, I had some sort of D&Dgasm that lasted about 90 minutes.

Imho though the best possible Stoned Film is probably Nova Seed, which is everything 10 year old me could have dreamed of.

I was far gone that not only was I baked for all of Dune, I was baked for all of Up (which I hadn't seen before and predictably I cried like crazy about), then How to Train Your Dragon (which I also hadn't seen before), and finally sobered during Fantastic Mister Fox.

Apparently stoned-me wants anything fantasy to be seriously epic - f'rex after the ships return from losing to dragons, I thought they'd cut off/brought back their jarl's head so he couldn't be dishonored.

"this one time I was so stoned"

So for the longest time I'd never actually made it through Dune while baked. It's a long movie but gets LONGER while baked. What seems to be consistent is for some reason I think all the lamps in that movie are awesome.

the first time I made it through the whole thing was at a friend's place for Thanksgiving out of state. I was about as baked as I can get without overdoing edibles (which is easy for me; I overdo it on regular cookies too).

Really want something, but I don't know what, and I'm dead tired. so I'll fall over for a bit.

Oh god that Pallas cat dude is SUCH A SALES DEPARTMENT GUY I hate him more than any character other than that that deer and Mr. Ton!

WAIT HAIDA LIKES GIRLS FURRY FANART YOU LIED TO ME! RAAAAGE!

Retsuko, sweetie, no, he is so not your speed. He’s in fucking SALES!

So I’m watching Aggaretsuko and 1) omg I love her so much I’ve been so much the same position and 2) unsurprisingly furry fandom has deceived me and not once in this series do I see Haida’s cock, do I?

I was figuring when the Wakandans opened the shield they were gonna do the classic Zulu buffalo horns and cut the aliens to bits. And yes I know Wakanda’s way north of kwaZulu... but it was kinda a downer to just have just a big head on fight.

So we watched Infinity War and wow, no spoilers but that was about as uplifting as a phone call with my folks about their medical problems.

We also think it’d be awesome to have a movie WITH Peter Dinklage AND Harrison Ford being incredibly crusty at each other.

See I want a series about the second string Thundercats, they’d all be less known felines. Manulo would lead the team of Kodkodo, Servallo, and the smoking hot Anthill Tigra.

Luckily Mordenkainen’s Foes is out but is merely nice, despite *spoiler for the pocket protector squad* the return of some AD&D devils and stats for Giff.

Spears shall be shaken! Shields will be splintered! POOR SPENDING DECISIONS WILL BE MADE!