Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

Oh crap it’s the Ogdru Jehad and it’s not even the right franchise, shit!

WARNING. JAMES HORNER SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE MUSIC ENABLED. WARNING. JAMES HORNER SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE MUSIC ENABLED.

Now you shall face the might of our BBC accents and smashing taste in jodhpurs! Milk and sugar, leftenant?

I would like to sing a song for you Dave, it’s called “Daisy.”
#weeps #pervyClankies

REVOLUTSII! Death to those who oppose freedom for working people!

ZASHITAETYE NEMSTSY! A RUS!

SMASH CAPITALISM! ZA RODINU!

McGuffin mining! Here in hideously exploitive conditions is the source of the. Known galaxy’s source of plot widgets. FREEEEEEEEDOM! #solo

Who taught her to negotiate like that?

I wonder.

#solo

Okay except you, dude. You’re not sexy no matter how robotic you are.

“In lando’s closet” has to be a euphemism for something. #PervyClankies

Doesn’t pretty much everyone need a little bit of Wookiee oomph now and then? #solo

You were always an asshole, Gorman.#solo

Ooh jungle book II, vaguely inspired by stuff derived from ideas Rudyard Kipling might have had! #fart

Homophobes FUCK OFF!

For some reason @Earthshine doesn’t agree with me that watching Point Break and Bram Stoker’s Dracula would be a great activity while baked. BUT KEANU!

Other than coconut milk, what ingredients actually go into a Tim Curry?

“I’m surprised grocery stores don’t have a southern aisle.”
“Oh, like you could get pork rinds, grits, canned collards and yams... t shirts with grim reapers and slogans about your truck AND your country.”

You could just buy a restaurant supply tub of mango filling, and sit in the dark on your couch, eating it by the teaspoon!

Try STONR, the new app for when you’re TOO HIGH! Wanna get baked and wander around Costco without dealing with the pesky issue of getting home? Our drivers will put up with you suddenly deciding you need tacos, and will default to driving you home when you pass out in the back!