Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

WHOA YOU MOVE LIKE THEY DO #SpeedRacer

Oh shit, it’s ELON GATES-BEZOS! Working with him couldn’t be a bad idea! #Speed Racer

Everything’s orange! OH NO SATURATED ORANGE WIRLD #speedracer

Oh no I live tweeted Star Wars friom the theatre, and I gave McNuggets and a pie to my friend and now he’s fat and I’m a terrible person, and I’m sorry.

“Unconvincing Prosthetic Head” is totally my favorite Indy group.

They’re running around with a prosthetic head, that’s what! And not even a GOOD prosthetic head, it’s like a probot Head with a pompadour wig!

But oh shit! Just as our heroes have escaped all the bad stuff in existence ever using their own ship, and the Harrison Ford character is flying to Canada, here comes Thanos!

Nobody writes stories with Darth Maul’s legs. Who knows what they’re plotting?

Oh shit the blonde Replicant is stalking the Harrison Ford character!

That alien dude’s fluffy, soft sideburns. Ooooooh!

John deLorean armor! #OldJoke

SUDDENLY EVERYTHING IS SEPIA

WELCOME TO BROWNWORLD

Remember if you’re a freedom fighter that makes you the good guys, no matter what you actually do!

Yeah I know freedom is vital, but for organics only, never droids.yeah FUCK OFF M8!

Suddenly there’s more than one Black person in the SW verse at once! THERE ARE EVEN BLACK WOMEN IN STAR WARS WHOAAAA #BestStarWarsEver

Shit it’s the Genesis Effect! I NEVER TOOK THE KOBAYASHI MARU TEST AND NOW ALL THESE MEMORIES WILL BE LOST LIKE TEARS IN. THE RAIN

Oh crap it’s the Ogdru Jehad and it’s not even the right franchise, shit!

WARNING. JAMES HORNER SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE MUSIC ENABLED. WARNING. JAMES HORNER SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE MUSIC ENABLED.

Now you shall face the might of our BBC accents and smashing taste in jodhpurs! Milk and sugar, leftenant?

I would like to sing a song for you Dave, it’s called “Daisy.”
#weeps #pervyClankies