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coyote sing along hour again 

as a woman I was taught to always be hungry
young women are well acquainted with thirst
well I could eat about anything
we might even eat your hate up like love
we eat your hate like love we eat your hate like love!

*throws heavy stuff*

show up loaded to play Necromunda, referring to Van Saar chemsuits as "combat onesies" and individually naming your Eschers things like "Joan Jettbike," "Strawberry Shortfuse," and "Betty Deadsong."

Got lunch/dinner near this pier in the channel. I’m not sure what a brig this size does; it’s not research or fishing as far as I can tell.

sadly I don't think the timeline quite matches up between kids who would have been about the right age to have DINO DAMAGE toys in the mid-90s with the way candy gore seems to be a thing for mostly early to mid 20s furry fans.

doesn't map as clearly as how there were BIG DROOLY MOUTHS all over 90s animation and now we have a bumper crop of vore enthusiasts.

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It has been pretty much 25 years on the dot since the first Jurassic Park movie. Since then our understanding of dinosaurs has changed completely, we're up to four sequels and there's been dozens of toys.

Yet I still find the concept of enthusiastically declaring guro dinosaur toys to have DINO DAMAGE to be really hilarious somehow.

hot military history take 2; 

The CSA lost because being agrarian meant they didn't have logistical advantages and counted on Britain and France outmatching Union production. And of course THAT relates to fighting for slavery. Without an Emancipation Proclamation, might Britain have joined the side that offered them cheap cotton?

So this hits all sorts of southern cultural buttons about being rural (when the future of the south was bound to be more urbanized), independent self made men, etc etc.

hot military history take 1; 

The USA's biggest contribution to WWII was logistics. During the 3 years we weren't involved, we had a manufacturing base which wasn't being relocated or bombed, rubber was our biggest shortage, potential soldiers didn't immediately go into the meat grinder, our technology was more refined (compare Commonwealth lend-lease Grants to Americans starting the war in Shermans).

This is HUGE vital stuff but of course it doesn't sound as awesome as America Saves Everyone.

youtu.be/nGwa1fPwl_Y

Huh. The original and most dubbed versions have the entire coaltion laughing evilly, the Japanese dub has *only* Scar. It's gotta be an intentional choice but I'm unsure of why.

okay, so I drifted from Conan paraphrases/soundtrack through Fellowship of the Ring to remembering that movie includes Saruman's rebound relationship where he makes a man who's good for relieving his tension, through Sweet Transvestite to My Name is Mok.

pooptoot, even more soundtracks, even more all caps 

meanwhile in the peaceful SHIRE OF SODOMY, pennywhistle leitmotif reassures you that good wholesome things are happening, like beer, darts, shepherd's pie and only the occasional mugging.

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pooptoot, even more soundtracks, even more all caps 

THE HOUR IS LATE. MINOR KEY HORN LEITMOTIFS RISE FROM MOUNT DOOM. VAGUELY LATIN INFLUENCED CHORUS GOES OUT THROUGHOUT THE LAND, AND GANDALF THE GREY SEEKS MY COUNSEL.

pooptoot, Twitter garbage reference, bleak 

The most successful people I have ever met

1. have gone into the West, across the hills into shadow.

2. The time of the Elves is ended, the time of Men is at hand.

3. It is the doom of Men that they forget.

4. Would you know more?

violent reference, movie soundtracks, pooptoot 

do NOT mimic cutting downwards at footsoldiers in the coffeeshop, even if you ARE listening to Poledouris' "Riders of Doom."

all caps pooptoot 

WHAT?

I SAID, MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE TURNED THE VOLUME DOWN

BEFORE I TURNED ON THE "RIDDLE OF STEEL/RIDERS OF DOOM" MUSIC FROM CONAN

finally I think I am ready to try sleeping again. I think my goal for this coming day is to not be a total wreck, and as part of that, I think getting or making pancakes is a good move.

* sighs * oh, Nesskain. For someone who does such amazing Big Gay Male Art, he's so good at doing mechanical stuff and portraying female characters with warmth and a real understanding for anatomy.

just thinking about how one can be both profoundly broken AND a tough, smart, competent, independent adult. That it's not exclusive.

here, have the Arabic language version of Rock The Casbah by one of the three kings of Rai.

youtu.be/A5wVZ-W3dNw

bonus, really awesome drumming

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