Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

uh

have you ever thought about how some Cock Transformation art

can look a little like erotic Thomas the Tank Engine fanart?

Did a batch of dishes, did a phone interview. Gonna go to the laundromat to push through all this laundry, in a few.

I'm afraid of Americans!
I'm afraid of the world!
I'm afraid I can't help it!
I'm afraid I can't...

God is an American.

WITH THE THOUGHTS I'D BE THINKIN'
I COULD BE ANOTHER LINCOLN
IF I ONLY HAD A BRAAAAAIN!

https://youtu.be/qgSEPJFwXK8

*throws heavy stuff*

Agency interview done. I feel like the worst shit on the planet. Gonna go home, eat more than a scone, hopefully do 2pm phone interview and a ton of laundry.

Really anxious today. A childhood full of things going south *and* others’ catastrophizing means I am incredibly good at anticipating events going south with disproportionately dire consequences, and I’m not so good at anticipating other possibilities, which can become quite the self fulfilling prophecy... and of course all the anticipation in the world won’t change anything on its own.

Worried I’ve alienated someone.

Suspect I’ve been viewing otherkin stuff in an ass-backwards way.

Okay, gotta make myself get to this agency interview despite the complete and utter lack of motivation!

look if I gotta deal with the 80s being back again, could we at least get Dragon in print again, with Snarfquest, Wormy or both?

I'll stop the world and melt with you
You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time
There's nothing you and I won't do
I'll stop the world and [voice cracks] melt with you
The future's... oh...
[incoherent sobbing]

oh YEAH "Just Like Heaven" is on the PA at Starbucks! GOTH OUT!

SPARTANS! Tonight we DINE IN HELL! They have pretty good keftethes. But no loukamades and we’re 17 centuries too early for coffee.

Pretty hellish right?

By the way, y’all in the let’s post nude selfies department, Seattle trans flavor? I’m completely floored with how pretty you are. We’re talking “you could hire out as life drawing models” and stuff!

And also the superwarrior has this DESTINY to slay the Grandmaster with this serrated badass knife that goes SHING!

Uh... here are like the concept drawings, I hope it’s cool they’re on lined paper.

SPACE CATHEDRAL into planets they overrun with FANATICAL EXPLOSION KNIGHTS but also CREEPY UNDEAD with big diving helmets that give lik UV VISION like in The Predator and uh... there’s this badass braid knight guy who wields a HALBERD which is FIVE AXES and though he starts totally loyal to the KNIGHT GRANDMASTER who’s returned from the realm of death as a HALF WRAITH with preternaturally keen senses, but his HOT WIFE persuades him to be really ambitious like in this play they’re making us read.

So there’s this SUPER AWESOME bald badass dude with COOL CURVY KNIVES that go SHING! and he wears GOGGLES all the time cause he uh... uh... has SUPER BADASS BIOTECH EYES that make him a super warrior in TOTAL DARKNESS and uh he like goes to THE WORST PRISON IN THE GALAXY where sadistic guards release DRAGONCATS on the prisoners, cause he has to rescue this REALLY BADASS GIRL who conceals blades on herself and they pop out and go SHING! and they like fight SPACE CRUSADERS who spear their (cont)

The same way Nova Seed is everything 10-year-old me would have wanted in a film, Chronicles of Riddick is completely what 16 year old me would’ve wanted. It does NOT HELP that the movie is basically something straight out of a week’s worth of detention (I spent a lot of high school in detention);

That thing where I’m superhuman, incredibly tough and whatever, until I’m NOT.

I got us to Salem in good time and damn little sleep, then a truck stop gas station attendant being surly about me trying to pull in with my gas tank facing the pump, while a fellow driver stared at me like I’d just spat on his grandmother, really PISSED ME THE FUCK OFF. Grr.

Oh no, it’s time to leave friends! I’m definitely not good at that as a skill. Hopefully I am better at all day drives with massive shitposting!

Ach devlesa, a Seattle! Sei gesund!

FRI vaguely did Pike Place with Green and Jess, some hanging out with Jessie, Earthshine and Kelsey’s birthday
SAT breakfast with Soleil and Earth, hung out in U District with Kara, briefly got time with Ellu.

Most nights had watching stuff with Kelsey, so I got husky time as well.

So I’ve been about as social as if I’d been to a con! I’m gonna miss it a bit.

So my social schedule this week was;
SUN get in, some time with Soleil and Kelsey, dinner with Wayland
MON meet Green, lunch w/Green Soleil and Earth, hung out w/Green and Earth, dinner w/Wayland
TUE hung out w/Peggy, a little with Kin, afternoon/evening with Traveler/Pyrith/Jen
WED walked Green Lake, lunch and hangout time with Ember, small July 4 party
THURS beach and Green Lake hangout with Jess, first aid and dinner stuff with Soleil, Kyresti, Aradia and Adept