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@mawr I finally showed my housemate photos of Jack and she agrees that he does the Elijah Wood Face.

So now I’m at Peets trying to draw and I feel TERRIBLE. What gets me is I’m actually making stuff!

Mnnn, it's a lazy afternoon and I'm having all sorts of fantasies about really nice stuff which is literally impossible.

Oh, and I'm having little lurid sexual thoughts as well.

hot take; if Solo were still in the theaters I'd go see it again

oh YEAH YouTube has videos of walkarounds and motion for a Krupp Protze! (I want to do a pulp themed picture and need a good pre/early war German truck.)

Maybe I should just make a YouTube playlist of <strike>beat up rusty cr</strike> old military and railroad vehicles.

I wish I were in my 20s again, and also, I wish I could learn lessee Swedish, French, Cantonese, Portuguese, Amharic, Arabic, Dene Bizaad, and oh yeah, I wish I could speak German and Russian better than "largely incoherent, but at least trying unlike most Amis."

Oh yeah and I wish I had the money and time to work towards a baptizado and pick up escrima.

And I wish I could still digest dairy.

And that my country weren't becoming a cesspool.

Anyway.

hey it's Bastille Day! I can remember "Allons enfants de la patrie" and that's about it for the national anthem.

they should make a superhero whose only power is that they can pretty much instantly drop off to sleep and wake up when they would like. They'd be something like The Well-Rested and their superpower would make them incredibly resistant to stuff like depression and common colds.

lewd(ish), mh(ish) 

It's weird how I feel ashamed of getting off to porn when clearly, I didn't commission it and therefore not just someone ELSE gets off to this, but probably a LOT of someone elses get off to this.

Like a lot of things about my body, intelligence, thought processes, etc, my shame and guilt are more about how I've been trained than about anything I'm actually *doing*, y'know?

coyote sing along hour 

you're livin' in your own duncan idaho
livin' in your own duncan idaho
underground like a mashed potato

coyote sing along hour 

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO LEON TROTSKY
HE GOT AN ICEPICK THAT MADE HIS EARS BURN
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO DEAR OLD LENIN
THE GREAT ALMIRA
AND SANCHO PANZA
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THOSE HEROES?
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THOSE HEROES?
NO MORE HEROES ANYMORE!
NO MORE HEROES ANYMORE!

shitpost, movies, alcohol 

apparently while slightly buzzed while watching Alexander Nevsky, I need to grab the practice sword and play out the single combat on horseback, which is really weird considering I'm not a sword and board fighter.

Also I swear this bottle used to contain more vodka, what happened?

alkogol i filmi 

apparently it's now time to drink vodka and watch Aleksandr Nevskii again

THE 13TH CENTURY
TUESDAY
ABOUT TEA TIME

pyetye-suh-koyotii-chas, now with vodka 

youtu.be/_Efb1DAeA34

we'll make a deep grave for the fascists in Moscow's misty suburbs!

coyote soundtrack hour 

youtu.be/ZSSKFRgE5vM

"kholodnaya utra tovarisch kapitan"
"da kholodnaya, i trudnaya"
"para proplivaet, tovarisch kapitan"
"da. para."

RODINA DOM RODNOI
DO SVIDANYA RODINA

coyote sing along hour 

oh i'll hang the mate and skipper
i'll hang them by their flippers

arrrr

youtu.be/DJoTphCYNLE

alcohol, food 

found canned enchilada sauce so my options are microwave burritos with stuff and also garlic stuffed olives and Fat Tire ale

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