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Whoa black betty BAM BA LAM
whoa black betty BAM BA LAM
spins a web any size BAM BA LAM
catches thieves like flies BAM BA LAM
whoa black betty BAM BA LAM
whoa black betty BAM BA LAM
the time is out of joint o cursed spite
that ever I was born to set it right
whoa black betty BAM BA LAM

coyote sing along hour continues 

Hey street boy want some style
your dirty dreams won't make you smile
I'll give you something to live for
Have you grab you till you're sore!
hello daddy hello mom
I'm your ch ch ch ch ch ch CHERRY BOMB
hello world i'm your wild girl
I'm your ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch CHERRY BOMB
CHERRY BOMB
CHERRY BOMB
CHERRY BOMB

coyote sing along hour 

livin' here in Jersey fightin' villains from afar
y'gotta find first gear in y'giant robot car
I dig giant robots
YOU dig giant robots
WE dig giant robots
CHICKS dig giant robots
nice!

how to be obnoxiously drunk. let’s sing the national anthem here cause I can’t stand on the table irl 

NASHEI LYUBIMAYA
ZEMLYA SVOBODNAYA
ZLATZTE SOVETSKOI SOYUZYE NA SLAH
PARTIYA LYENINA

kapitan za minutachku ya dumalis ya uslishivalis peniye @kelseyhusky

The restaurant has some nice jugs/they’re really trying to move tamarindo aren’t they

Well you see a faded sign at the edge of the road that reads 15 miles to the aro/Ace shaaack

Go go gadget luciferinase EDM orgy! </subtoot>

Thinking about ranting about why Empire really is the best SW movie reminds me of how I alternate between sincerely saying and believing these really encouraging, forgiving, anarchist hippie dippy things... and somehow lapsing right back into believing wholeheartedly in all the terrible, spiritually crushing, restrictive worldview I learned as a kid.

movie quotes 

"Which did you like better, Jedi or the Empire Strikes Back?"
"Empire."
"Blasphemy."
"Empire had a better ending! I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, uh Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. That's what life is, a series of down endings. All... all Jedi had was a buncha muppets."

CHIISA. BEIJA WHAKEE CHEWBACCA!

then I did the phone interview despite service cutting out and revamped and resent my resume AGAIN and I was really angry a while there and feel really terrible, and oh hey, there's some gender dysphoria too. I wish I were a pretty girl instead of looking like me.

Then I talked to a prospective employer, talked to an agency person and revamped my resume slightly for their use, and set up a phone interview for 30 minutes from now and after that I am NOT DOING anything responsible today damnit.

lewd adjacent on main 

Something which bugs me is that my sexual interests are bland enough I can get into pretty conventional porn, but my upbringing loaded up sex with a lot of competition and gender stereotyping, and I can run into that with more conventional stuff.

F'rex; this Gay comic on FA I was interested in had this dialogue about "MAKE A REAL MAN OUT OF YOU." Porn of idk, anthro-coelentarates having big luciferinase fueled orgies probably wouldn't hit the same squicks accidentally.

thought exercise 

Okay so typically the internal dialog is, if I'd zigged but not zagged, I'd be this happier, more appreciated etc person.

I was daydreaming about another direction I could've gone. What if a young me had fallen hard for China's people, culture and language (distinctly possible)? What if they'd taken Mandarin instead of Russian? The big place they'd likely have wound up is the State Department and, if so, they did a lot of The Right Things, yet their life kinda sucks right now.

ground through email, ground through voice mail, have an interview next Monday and set up dinner tonight. Heating breakfast stuff.

Again I hate how we're required to look for work AND job hunting is semi-intentionally geared to discourage any optimism.

May he who illuminated this work, illuminate me.

uspol -, yelling 

blog.humanesociety.org/2018/07

FUCKING

QUIT

ALREADY

YOU FUCKING LOATHSOME CORPORATE STOOLIES

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

I HOPE NOBODY EVER VOTES FOR YOUR DISGUSTING SICK EARTH RAPIST WAR CRIMINAL BIGOT THEOCRAT ABUSER PARTY EVER AGAIN.

youtu.be/mpsOOKw1uWU

gets really Danny Elfman like at;
2:04 - 4:30
6:40 - 7:18
9:00 - 9:55

seriously, why doesn't this movie take place around Christmas? With snow? I mean it's got a huge mansion, a kindly old man who dies, and a goth character with hugely long arms.

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