Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

*waves lighter in air*
🎵Don’t stop beluttocks, hang on to your buttocks!🎶

Occam’s basilisk; the simplest explanation of why things are this effed up is that future assholes are screwing with the timeline again.

First #drawing today, dwarf adventurer explores a Moria like ruin. I’ve always associated the intro to “Time” with Moria and thought a dialogue box could be fun!

Darn the default emoji don’t include an intersex pride flag (I’m fairly sure I am, they said, running a hand through way more hair than either grandfather had at this age).

Oh YEAH an actual mimosa during actual brunch! Alcohol photo.🏳️‍🌈

I feel that an important part of actual patriotism is that you have to get past the parts where you really hate your country, and uh… something really makes me loathe the USA right now. Not the obvious.

The stairs at Westlake Station are reminiscent enough of the transit in the Lynch “Dune” that I’m tempted to… heck why not. It is by will alone I put my mind in motion. The thoughts acquire speed the lips acquire stains it is by will alone I set my thoughts in motion.

Okay I was Thumpy and Gay for 33 minutes straight, hopefully that’s good.

Okay the dance is finally going here so I’m gonna try to be vacantly Gay to thumpy music until being older or shy catches up with me, and then I’ll hoof it to the train station and home.

One more #drawing today, a Qualmi in human, lynx and hybrid forms. #caaaat #eeeeaaars

#drawings today so far have been fairly rough. Monk vs owlbear, an Erinyes, a dragon in a dungeon, and hey it’s a furry con let’s draw some werewolves!

Quick guide to 40K factions;
* humans; graft an arc welder to someone’s head because manpower is cheap and we need it portable.
* orks; graft an arc welder to someone’s head because it’s right ‘ard.
* eldar; we carry this on our hats to channel the aspect of Arkh-Weldar, outworlder!
* dark eldar; an arc welder head graft grants me intense sexual pleasure.
* tyrannids; terrifying hum, jaws open impossibly wide to reveal organic arc welder equivalent.

It’s painful to admit that I’m old and have accomplished seemingly so little in my life, but with drawing especially, there are always lots of artists far better than me so by definition a lot of them will be younger, far younger than me.

From an age undreamed of comes… GENDARR the BARBARIAN! With their mighty thews, bearskin bikini top, and hairless rounded jawline, they brought brutal androgyny to all lands East of Cormyrr!

“But what’s in your loincloth?” “THIS, MINE AXE!” *great cleave*

Also @xinjinmeng is an awesome artist, have I said that here yet?

Dreamed about Conan being a Ftr/Bbn and accidentally posting a really lurid nude on main. Bought new ORCA card. I’m off to the con, but I bet that’s also true of my fellow commuter with a huge skunk tail sticking out of their huge bag.

a dark new track from "Danheim," featuring raven croaks and lur horns while someone with a very deep voice repeats "KAFFE MED KLADDKAKA." Invokes the savagery and eternal cold of a bygone age.

okay, tonight's apparently a "make mashed parsnips, they're starchy and warm and filling" night, but unfortunately some of my parsley went grody while I wasn't using it.

Hey fellow kids, anyone wanna just SHIFT to CRINOS and [redacted]? #AhrounsOfMastodon

OMG THERE WAS A BOBCAT OMG 💙💙💙