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today, an adventuring paladin charges her umber hulk foe deep underground!

I thought cottage cheese might go well with fennel (now that I can get cottage cheese I can digest) and I'm delighted that I was right!

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today, I drew furry *guys* for a change! Jackal, fennec fox, spotted hyena. I drew more stuff but this was the only near finished thing.

Wanting to participate in a violent Marxist revolution this morning has nothing to do with my boss piling on the work from his comfy home in Vancouver. Not at all!

Have I mentioned that I really don’t want to be here today and having a button pressed hard did not help with this? I can see sunlight outside!

A weird personal thing is I liked both The Hobbit and The Silmarillion more than LotR. Hobbit is unashamedly a children’s story, it’s not trying to be epic but Silmarillion is straight up HUGE mythology. I feel like they play more to JRRT’s strengths (academic but also a kind parent). I also feel like Hobbit better communicates that good people can set up terrible things, rather than absolute monsters, a flip side to how anyone can be a hero.

who would win

* falling over into bed after a long, emotionally difficult day as as part of an eventful weekend, actually feeling very wanted and postorgasmic and having taken a little NyQuil OR

* staying up late b/c part of my brain thinks staying up late avoids having to haul into day job.

today, I drew furry *guys* for a change! Jackal, fennec fox, spotted hyena. I drew more stuff but this was the only near finished thing.

okay, the way a cold leftover slice of vegan pizza was the best thing EVER was my cue to eat. I cooked up some zucchini and I'm feeling a lot better now.

all caps coyote sing along hour, furry trash, gender bleargh 

MY DADDY HE DISOWNED ME 'CAUSE I WEAR MY SISTER'S CLOTHES
CAUGHT ME IN THE BATHROOM WITH A PAIR'A PANTYHOSE
MY BASKETBALL COACH HE DONE KICKED ME OFF THE TEAM
FOR GIGGLIN' AND WHOOPIN'
AND ACTIN' LIKE A YEEEEEEEN!

King Tut [In the Style of Steve Martin & The Toot Uncommons] (Karaoke Ve... youtu.be/hjjW9mC_LMk via @YouTube

he gave his life for tourism

golden idol!
he's an Egyptian!
they're SELLING YOU.

movie violence reference, songs, pooptoot 

hot take, "Gimme the Prize" is a better song than "Princes of the Universe" and would be even without the soundbyte about anonymous severed heads at the beginning

now I'm immortal
I have inside me MSG
I have no rival, no man can be my equal
take me to the future of your world!

the sort of day where I start out thinking "I'll listen to Weird Al to cheer up" and somehow get to "I want to hear 'Even in His Youth' enough that I'll just listen to all of the 'Hormoaning' EP."

You and me both little Paper-Towel-Dispenser-In-The-Bathroom-Of-A-Greek-American-Diner-In-Downtown-Everett. You and me both.

racism, MLK Day etc 

Today as it’s topical, I am thinking about MLK in the context of how he and his protests *didn’t* resolve everything. An exceptionally smart charismatic guy backed up by people being exceptionally brave, in front of a media willing to give them air time as part of a steady increase in public consciousness since the 40s (unlike what I was told as a kid) only resolved *some* of this country’s problems with systemic racism, that’s how bad it was and is.

In my dream a movie claimed they were intentionally capitalizing on “Queer coded villain” but it was basically black and white stormtrooper armor with interesting asymmetry. So I drew a version which was purple, pink, and carried a Hitachi magic wand shaped blaster.

shitpost, reference to food, injury, politics 

Trader Joe's CHEESE SHARDS! Yes, Trader Joe's truly brings the pain with razor sharp slivers of expertly aged Tuscan cheddar. It's like the Bush Administration in your mouth!

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