Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

IF WISHES WERE TREES THE TREES WOULD BE FALLIN'
LISTEN TO REASON THE SEASON IS CALLING
THE KEY IS GOING TO OPEN THE CAN
THE CAN IS GOING TO HOLD IN THE SPAM™️

Ella Fitzgerald - Blue Moon. https://youtu.be/dqwSde_eEv4 via @YouTube

NNNGH BURNING UP
SOMEBODY HELP ME

Dream last night, I’d come up with a tabletop espionage game setting in which Hitler was assassinated, Rommel took over, and the USA/USSR allowed a big sprawling version of Germany to exist as a buffer (over French/British/other objections). I think the game was set in the 60s. The part that was in the dream was writing a timeline and trying to figure out when WWII actually ended.

oh yeah "a very large edible" that's what I didn't in fact get around to eating. And now it's too late to do so safely.

it is probably *not* surprising that stress, Arby's, Jack-and-Coke, and all of the sigumchi namul from the other day, resulted in bad acid reflux.

Wait, I drank a third of the bottle or so?

okay, brief break from The Thirteenth Warrior to listen to "Vanner Och Frander" and "Valrulven" and cut up shallots and cucumbers

If I didn't have work tomorrow I would DEFINITELY pour myself another very strong Jack and Coke and watch The Thirteenth Warrior AGAIN. The only movie ever to feature an Iranian hanging out with Swedes and there's no coffee or cigs, which is probably the most improbable part of the whole story.

Film Music Treasures #0009 - "Valhalla - Viking Victory" (The 13th Warri... https://youtu.be/W1Fi3TGnShQ via @YouTube

THE PINE TREE WITHERS ALONE ON THE HILL
BEREFT OF BARK AND NEEDLES
SO TOO IS THE FRIENDLESS MAN
WHY SHOULD HE LIVE LONG?

Immigrant Song (Remaster) https://youtu.be/y8OtzJtp-EM via @YouTube

#FoulSpawn #OfJormangundr #KnowYeKnow #TheWrathOfMine #UruHammer

"He says the king will not see us."
"Hegemone mortuus est."
"He says the king will not see anyone. He says the king is dead."
* IMMIGRANT SONG INTENSIFIES *

I saw my penis lying on a blanket, next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17.
#SongLyrics

somehow I went from "vaguely coyote related music" to The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo. I also think this Jack-and-Coke was actually the proper ratio and were tomorrow not a workday I'd mix another one.

Yojimbo (1961) OST - 12 Big Trouble https://youtu.be/REL0DJkFx28 via @YouTube

Ushi-Tora, do you want to hire me? As your bodyguard?

I get 5 ryo.

ENNIO MORRICONE -"Misterioso E Ostinato" (1967) https://youtu.be/KVq0__UMaPk via @YouTube

... licking pure horseradish sauce for your fingers is probably gross, isn't it?

tell me that I'm apparently too buzzed to drive and I seriously do NOT need a pack of American Spirits. honestly the mug was only half-full of Jack, this shouldn't be hitting me this hard.

I can taste my blood, and blood never lies. #SongLyrics

and here I am, keen-eyed, my mind is low to the ground
and in my mind real time is mine and I know
what I know.
I step up and get none, I step up and get none.
#SongLyrics

I'm also eating Arby's theoretically meat sandwiches, with mozzarella sticks I got by mistake (hopefully the lactaid tablets work) and drinking a too-strong Jack and Coke.