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instead of actually READING more Dungeon Crawl Classics I am instead listening to a soulful mix of "How Heavy This Axe,""Beholder Gonna Fuck You Up,""Skull Seeker," etc,

cause nothing says "characters with few skills and fewer hit points fall into pit traps" like metal about mighty heroes.

normally I tend to like Kudt's covers more than the originals, but the original version of Molly's Lips scores major points for having the squeaky irritating bike horn.

“Where you come from *weren’t no good*! where are you thought you was going to *weren’t never there*! where you are ain’t no good *unless you can get away from it*, you understand me?”
*stomps on accelerator*
*massive gunk music*

And I realize that I’m the bad guy, I’ve gotten everything in life, I have nothing to complain about.

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I really wish I could just have a massive heart attack, stroke or aneurysm and get to leave honorably.

When I was a kid my parents made me go to operas and concerts figuring this would make me a good intellectual from their generation.

I imagined other concert-goers staying up till all hours talking afterwards, instead of going to bed so they could be in the shittiest public schools the next day.

Anyway, one of the awesomer bits of adulthood is listening to opera in just my boxers. Verdi wrote some completely gorgeous stuff and it's ridiculously awesome when you can walk away at any time.

Das Rheingold highlights => "What's Opera Doc?" => "Il Trovatore"

I have not yet put on "Take Me Out to the Ball Game," but I definitely thought it. A BATTLESHIP IN IL TROVATORE?

Images, naked furry pinups and NSFW more in spirit 

One last , furry pinup art separated out in case the fantasy fans don’t want to fave them or in case the furry fans aren’t that into fantasy. Octopus and dragon.

Images, fantasy creatures, overt violence 

today, mostly fantasy stuff - a wizard in peril blasts her opponent, some satyrs, and an Arctic griffin creature.

Incidentally doing this out loud proves i can only *kinda* do Mark Hammill’s Joker. Which I guess matches up to how whenever I try to do Arlene Sorkin’s Harley, I wind up doing my grandmother’s accent instead.

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Problem with trying to stay with a friend while they’re in the middle of what’s drifting towards a break up, is that’s a months long process rather than okay, 1100 I’m good to go.

Okay. An actual horse is 5 horsepower and has about five sticky outty bits (when you count the TAIL! Sheesh). Therefore a one horsepower thing is about a leg or flicking a tail energetically.

And if it’s a quarter horse, that’d be 1 hp= 1/5 x 1/4 = 1/20th of a horse. Somehow.

must make m'self get out the door. This is apparently difficult even when I want to be where I'm headed?

coyote sing along hour continues 

All the things that I have yet to lose
Will some day be gone soon,
Back into annihilation
All things will fade,
Maybe it's better off that way
I wish you'd stay with me.

coyote sing along hours 

And everyone keeps telling me that this is good
I needed you to tell me it was good too
Had you in my hand
Now where'd you go, Aurora?
I see you up ahead,
But I don't know if I can go as far as you go

coyote sing along hour 

Banging my head against a wall of sound,
Wall like love, it brings me to the ground,
We surf the crowd, oh we will not go down
I don't want to drown if you're not drowning with me.

It’s just a shitty job. AFAIK anyone vaguely connected to shipping- the crews, agents - gets slammed and the longshoreman have a union to keep from being literally worked to death, so the assumption that I have infinite time to dump at this job is pretty basic.

And when I think of what I want for my birthday it’s all about time not stuff or food(time outside, drawing, with friends).

So I need to start looking far away from the shipping industry.

Thinking about how you can't assume any cultural knowledge as standard. I've within this year met two adults who had only just *now* watched a Star Wars movie, which is kinda striking given I know at least one person who knows more about the SWverse than I could ever know, and a batch more who are just REALLY INTO IT.

drug mention 

I apparently stepped away from my computer to lie down a while for somewhere over 8 hours, in the middle of quoting the Riddle of Steel from Conan, and in a video about how to play Thirsty Sword Lesbians (which is basically Dungeon World, so now I really want to run Dungeon World, again). Thanks, weed!

commenting IT'S TIME FOR JIZZ, OH YEAAAAAHHH! on all YouTube's versions of "Cantina Band."

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