Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

oh geez lady could you maybe not be dismissive for a fucking change? Sweet Corellon Larethian WHY DO I STILL COMMUNICATE WITH YOU GUYS, it's like having a migraine only less emotionally fulfilling

OH SWEET SACRED MOTHER OF ALL ASGARD'S HORSES I DO NOT WANT TO DO DINNER WITH THESE PEOPLE EVERY TIME I HANG OUT IN THEIR HOUSE FOR DINNER IT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE

There’s a “Gyro Crush” restaurant in north Lynnwood. Hm.

FOLLOW ME DON’T FOLLOW ME
I’VE GOT MY SPINE I’VE GOT MY GYRO CRUSH

Covid booster and flu shot acquired. But I didn’t need a vaccine to feel crummy this evening!

Mash Dem Headz, the skirmish level wargame that’s easy to learn, easy to master. All you need to play are some minis and a big mallet!

An annoying thing is, to me at least, trying to be simply heard means every marginalized group talks like it’s the only marginalized group out there. F’rex I’m close to barking “you’ve never met Black people have you?” at someone complaining (justifiably) about transphobia, which would help nobody.

Living with being either invisible or a villain makes it hard to see that as “we’re trying to be heard” rather than “yet more folks telling me YOU PEOPLE don’t count and I need to do stuff for them.”

I often feel caught between people who think every day should be Christmas (a wonderful holiday with wonderful presents and for someone else) and those who think every day should be Yom Kippur.

#subtweet generation who grew up around union busting, fascism, war, recession and the ever present threat of extinction and everything’s officially great? Gee you’re right, us privileged old folks know sweet bo diddley about that stuff.

It kills me that I didn’t swipe a legit Dragon Lady Squadron mug when I had a chance b/c it wasn’t mine, and meanwhile Unser Orangenführer takes off with tons of classified info OF COURSE he was planning to sell, b/c with him everything’s a potential scam, and that’s just cool.

I suppose the consolation prize is that given how great the dude is at honesty the Saudis or whoever else bought secrets from him would’ve gotten random incomplete stuff.

M(elvin) Night Shmaltzian presents; THE LOVE SHACK! It’s a little old place where we can get together. Clearly you want it, you need it, you gotta watch it, you need the t-shirt! *close up shot of sign suddenly lit by a flash of lightning, saying STAY AWAY FOOLS CAUSE LOVE RULES*

holy shit Zeppelin's "No Quarter" is actually really good while baked

now they are ready to fight, Diane.

but in order to lead them I must conquer the Worm. Conquer a damn fine cup of coffee.

the beginning is a very delicate time. know then that this is the year 10191. the known universe is ruled by the Padishah Emperor Shaddam IV, my father. in this time the most precious substance in the universe is the spice, melange. the spice extends life. the spice expands consciousness. the spice is vital to space travel. the spacing guild and its navigators whom the spice has mutated over 4000 years use the orange spice gas to fold space, that is to travel without movement.

oh yes I forgot to tell you; the spice is found on only one planet in the known universe, a desolate dry world of vast deserts and canyons. hidden away in the rocks and crevices of this planet are a people known as the Fremen who have long held a prophecy that a man would come, a messiah, who would lead them to true freedom. The planet is Arrakis, also known as Dune.

Mockingbird Girl - The Magnificent Bastards https://youtu.be/x9WO5hTy-hU via @YouTube

more 90s than going to Fred Meyer in Kent at 10 PM during a torrential downpour to buy American Spirits

one two three fo
ON CANDY STRIPED LEGS THE SPIDER MAN COMES
SOFTLY THROUGH THE SHADOW OF THE EV'NIN' SUN
STEALIN' PAST WINDOWS OF THE BLISSFULLY DEAD
LOOKIN' FOR VICTIMS SHIVERIN' IN BED
LOOK OUT! HERE COMES THE SPIDER MAN!

doo doo doo doo doo
doo da DWEE doo duh duh
doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo
babaDEEdum babadeedum babadeedum
babaDEEdum babadeedum babadeedum
dweedle dweedle deedle deedle
dweedle dweedle deedle deedle
dweedle dweedle deedle deedle

STANDING BY THE SINK WITH A JAR BY MY HEAD
STARING AT THE JAM
STARING AT THE BREAD
STARING AT THE PEANUT BUTTER VERY COARSELY GROUND
I COULD EAT IT OPEN FACED
BUT I HEAR NO SOUND
I'M ALIVE (dwaaaam)
I'M DEAD
I'M THE STRANGER
MAKING A SANDWICH

put together sigumchi namul (marinated spinach) and Szechuan cucumber for this thing on Friday

then I pan fried chicken livers for dinner. I think I got a little TOO enthusiastic with how much liver you can get for $3.50 at Asian Family Food Center, so there's leftovers

see if I were Scott Adams I would generate interest in my unfunny comic by making it instead about the swashbuckling adventures of the protagonist’s rapier-flourishing ancestor Comte Henri D’Ilbert in the service of Cardinal Mazarin

I might have a bias here however

Dropping this link largely for me, might be useful to others

https://www.regulations.gov/document/HHS-OS-2022-0012-0001

To play music, plug your phone into the AUX jack, or the AUX ARMES CITOYENS jack if it’s really patriotic music.