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"Amazon reveals deals which should not exist" what, you can get Nyarlathotep the Crawling Chaos shipped to your door? Heck, hundreds of people worldwide can get Nyarlathotep the Crawling Chaos shipped to them simultaneously?

... also 3 am is probably not a productive time to ask the question "where am I going with my art"? Includes "do I *really* want to work in color that much or do I just feel that's what everyone wants?" (answer; it's a bit of both).

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1) I'm having another "could sleep through the battle of Kursk next door for three hours but now I'm AWAKE!!1!" nights

2) I wish I could afford an actual vacation. This wouldn't need to be elaborate in length or nature, just it'd be nice to do something.

3) I kinda wish I could skip work for no particular reason, just to play hookey.

4) It feels like somehow I managed to not have *most* of the furry fandom kinks.

well as long as "We're Gonna be Friends" sets off a crying jag, I may as well listen to "Here There and Everywhere" and openly weep about missing Ann Arbor.

I want her everywhere,
and if she's beside me I know I need never care
but to love her is to need her everywhere

*clicks on furry art gallery*
Yep. It's time for the Furry Cockworship Theme Tune again.

Also Sprach Zarathustra, Op. 30 - Strauss youtu.be/dfe8tCcHnKY via @YouTube

Muppet Aliens with Sigourney Weaver as the only human actor. I was thinking most of the Marines are The Electric Mayhem. I'm not sure if Miss Piggy is Ferro or Vasquez, but I'm pretty sure Sam the Eagle is Bishop.

coyote sing along hour, GWAR, potty humor 

Each virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words
Just jiggle the handle! Let flow go the turds!
"AHHH! Here it comes baby, Ah'm droppin' mah load!
Ah ain't just up on it, Ah AM th' commode!"
The power of the toilet must never be abused!
He must be sponged, he must be plunged, lest carnage shall ensue
If a dead sheep were to clog him, who knows what would arise?
Maybe he'd summon the Master. Wouldn't *that* be a surprise?

whoa there was gonna be a Grendel show and the execs ix-nayed it? Which means there's no about no chance of getting an adaptation of War Child?

an Alfred E Newman Probe

broadcasts WHAT ME WORRY continuously

Started out listening to the Jaws soundtrack which immediately prompted listening to the Beasties’ “Eggman.”

Wound up playing a lot of Beastie Boys and pretty much no Jaws soundtrack.

“Not like the crack that you put in a pipe
But KRACK! on y’face, here’s a towel, now wipe!”

Rain Dog boosted

looking for work 

Hello fedi, as I'm looking for work, would you please lend me a hand and spread the word?

In short, I can do Chinese--English / English--Chinese translations. And I'm pretty good at it.

I used to translate for the New York Times. After getting my PhD in physics, I worked for the publisher SpringerNature as an editor, but my experience there only further radicalised me against the unethical practice of "academic publishing", and I quitted.

My career in science also saw me accumulating 15+ years' experience with C/C++/Python, contributing to projects such as scipy, numpy, etc. That made me a decent tech writer of documentations, too.

I actually quite enjoy translating -- so much so that I have a page set up for that -> ko-fi.com/post/Index-to-the-po

Samples are available on request. I am capable of most commercial translation projects in Chinese/English. In my spare time, my language skills are further honed by my Ukrainian/Russian/French/Sanskrit/Old English projects.

Okay so looking up details of Lombard helmets gets me to the Broe helmet. Some of the other fragments in the grave include part of a “ring sword” - I’ve seen these but never known the name for the type. Okay BUT Wikipedia also gives Migration Period words for swords, including what might’ve entered Slavic languages as a loan word and is familiar to me as Russian Меч. Okay cool but also I hadn’t previously thought, the biologist L David Mech? That’s where the last name comes from.

So I just had someone try nearly every means available to get me to send a truck to pump less than our minimum for delivery, to his private yacht currently at the other end of the channel. The informed answer - which I have no power to decide for our company or driver no matter how much my inner 10 year old will do anything to make the angry adult go away - is we don’t provide that service. Can I just say this jumped heavily on some of my classism, with big lawn cleats?

Tbh I’d have a cetacean or frog ‘sona if I could think of something more interesting to do with it than just be really shiny and therefore hot.

Uspol etc 

Tbh I can’t help seeing the whole fentanyl thing as a manufactured crisis to grant more money to/lack of accountability for police. It’s especially bitter coming after the official sanctioned Covid denial. Maybe there’s an actual problem I’m too skeptical to see anymore.

alternative title to "Mona Lisa Overdrive"?

so I did religious stuff then cooked.

Woodear mushroom I got last week had unsurprisingly gone off, so no mushroom sauce, and I cooked all of this guy lon and am waiting on canned Eight Treasure Rice to use *those* up, so it's being a very Chinese new year, which is good really.

I don’t feel any government are The Good Guys and think any idealization merits scepticism. I would be real leery about idealizing Cuba simply because they’re not what we have here in the USA/UK/Canada/etc. They’re still a government with not much transparency or accountability as far as I can see.

weird how 40k’s tough knife carrying infantry from an inhospitable environment full of venomous stuff are Rambo basically

40k needs the slouch hat and shorts ANZAC aesthetic and they’d have “Rough Riders” too.

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