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I wanna get out of here and draw really pretty women or something cool and amazing!

*will probably take a nap and draw some big ugly armored ogre or something

by Marneus Calgar’s bright blue jockstrap!

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bandcamp friday, shameless self-promotion, latex, cyberpunk, synthwave, boosts appreciated! 

It's #BandcampFriday so I'll just slip this link here juuusssst in case you would like to check out and support my music!

Did you know? Everything on my Bandcamp is priced in CANADIAN dollars? Americans, the exchange rate is working in your favor! 🦊✨

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I’ve decided that I’m a lesbian because they draw better. This might not work, however; previously I decided I was Russian in order to do better furry art, and the only thing I accomplished was all my characters had more prominent cheekbones.

I’m certain that with enough time and carefully curated unpaid images, eventually AI art will turn out a picture of a Black woman. But will she be smaller than a G cup, I hear you ask.

having really elaborate fantasies about [theoretically kinky but in actuality remarkably nonsexual].

The only reasons I might be awake right now are acid reflux or Australian citizenship and I would rather have the latter.

I swear reading up on military history puts you face to face with some dark stuff, which is *significantly* dark when the starting point is "people were killed/mutilated/granted PTSD and honestly this mostly was so rich powerful people could be richer and more powerful."

Random What's Terrible on Birdsite NOW Table (d10) 

1) something in a movie doesn't fit fans' desires
2) an actual human passed away
3) price of [x] is skyrocketing
4) [x] happens during Putin's war
5) covid still a problem
6) recent portrayal of dinosaurs
7) Elon Musk has A Good Idea
8) political action (eg, SCOTUS decision if you're left leaning, for right wingers pretty much anything real or invented which Democrats and Queers have ever done)
9) anthropogenic climate change still a problem
10) roll twice!

Image, fantasy creatures 

Just one today, a giant ambushes a half orc druid and his fighter companion.

Medieval French “humor,” shouting 

unfortunately “maid” is “demoiselle” and not “femme” so I can’t make the joke I wanted about “La Faim d’Orleans with her fearsome battle cry of CREPES! CREPES AVEC NUTELLA ET FRAMBOISES!”

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Recent death 

The late Kim Jung-Gi had this wild sense of humor, you’d see it in his art and it came across in interviews, so without ever having been vaguely near the guy, I got the impression of someone you’d *want* to hang out with -artist types talking about him seem to bear this out. I could never draw like him, but he *definitely* made me want to try out fish eye perspective, and he definitely got me stoked to draw stuff. Who knows what other stuff he did that made it into my subconscious?

see the chain’s called Ivar’s because they want you to know how boneless their fish is. It’s marketing aimed at fans of early medieval Scandinavian history.

The Fresh Sounds of Groundwater Seep and His Beautiful Seepettes

Skald's cover of "Seven Nation Army" is about the Great Heathen Army, with the seven nations in question being Northumbria, Mercia, Wessex, and East Anglia (while alluding to three other Saxon kingdoms which had already been integrated). Clearly this makes more sense than the White Stripes' version.

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uspol adjacent, religious right wing adjacent, chicken adjacent “humor” 

people defend Chick Fil A on a political basis but suspiciously never mention what sides they have, like do they have red beans and rice like at Popeye’s? yeah well that’s what I thought.

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