Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

I swear every time I deal with this one customer- somehow only twice now - it feels like someone trying to sell me a Civic with only 500000+ miles and the front bumper is very securely held on, that bungee cord isn’t going anywhere.

I think I just made peace with something I fucked up in my 20s (threw out some stuff to clean out a loft b/c nobody gave me directions on what was supposed to be there).

I went straight from "listening to Circus Problem's version of Egyptian Ella" to "I really want to run this Call of Cthulhu game which takes players from the Voynich Manuscript to Arkansas Andrew's Gobi expedition."

I see we're having the "being in the fandom but older than 30 is creepy" discussion again. I'm sorry I don't have more age appropriate hobbies such as "drinking Jack," "hoping I pass away in my sleep" or my favorite, "drinking Jack AND hoping I pass away."

12 year old Jerry Goldsmith; moooooom, I don't WANT to learn how to play shofar, nobody uses a shofar for anything

50 year old Jerry Goldsmith; heh heh SHEVARIM TERUAH https://youtu.be/L2IvFfOTA7A

everyone please stand for England's national anthem

The Specials - Ghost Town https://youtu.be/jqZ8428GSrI via @YouTube

theme tune for the Republican Party?

Today's cheap humor is replacing the "Adagio" from "Gayaneh" with the "Saber Dance" from "Gayaneh" while speeding up the scene where Frank Poole jogs around the Discovery, from 2001. Sadly YouTube only goes up to 2x

Kevin Flynn, brilliant software engineer, wrote an entire suite of projectile vomiting games - Gotta Hurl, Toss Your Cookies, Blow Chunks and of course, Wreck-It Ralph. But Dillinger stole the ideas and rebranded them as drunken public urination, so now Flynn wants payback. #tron

Oh yeah “Flynn’s Arcade!” Full of great games like “Space Bollards,” “Gotta Hurl,” and “Mutually Assured Annihilation.” #tron

I said I’ll ride with you if you can get me to Mount Erebor
The sheriff’s after me for what I did with his daughter!

in the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire
lived a brave little hobbit who we all admire
the sun is beatin' down on my baseball hat
the air is gettin' hot the beer is gettin' flat
lookin' for an elf, I ran into a guy
his name is Gandalf Stormcrow he said howdy I said hi

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a dirty, nasty hole, but a hobbit hole and that means comfort. In this time the most precious substance in the known universe is the spice melange.

Vultan's Theme (Attack Of The Hawk Men) https://youtu.be/XcG2qinj3tw via @YouTube

HULLO I'M BRIAN BLESSED!

the spacing guild and its navigators whom the orange yopokki sauce has... mutated over 4000 years use the spice to fold space

https://www.waiyeehong.com/noodles/instant-noodles-packet/yopokki-topokki-hot-spicy-tteobokki if you were wondering

The spice extends life. the spice expands consciousness. the spice is vital to space travel.

TOTO DUNE soundtrack GOES METAL || cover by GamePlayMetal https://youtu.be/5Kk_M-r4Psw via @YouTube

"they were found wearing nothing but boxer shorts, hopped up on endorphins from apparently eating very spicy rice cake, playing Toto's 'Big Battle' from the 'Dune' soundtrack, and when approached put their left wrist in front of their mouth and chanted SHAAA-HUKH! MUA-DIB!"

cooking ddukbokki as dinner. I feel pretty terrible and am just not up to being around my parents this weekend.

*spongebob A FEW MINUTES LATER*

whoaaaa, this kit stuff packs a serious punch.

*spongebob SECONDS LATER*

Now they are ready to fight but in order to lead them I must conquer the Worm. Conquer Shai-Hulud.

Clumsy simile but; it's like if a potentially fantastic book about the Wehrmacht were endorsed entirely by guys with big Totenkopf tattoos dropping n-bombs. Sure, it's probably exactly the AFV reference you always wanted, but at this point, why would you bother?

Today’s been one of those days that younger me would be writhing with self hate and miserable and years of working on my issues mean I’ve had a bad day and want to go home.