Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

in the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire
lived a brave little hobbit who we all admire
the sun is beatin' down on my baseball hat
the air is gettin' hot the beer is gettin' flat
lookin' for an elf, I ran into a guy
his name is Gandalf Stormcrow he said howdy I said hi

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a dirty, nasty hole, but a hobbit hole and that means comfort. In this time the most precious substance in the known universe is the spice melange.

Vultan's Theme (Attack Of The Hawk Men) https://youtu.be/XcG2qinj3tw via @YouTube

HULLO I'M BRIAN BLESSED!

the spacing guild and its navigators whom the orange yopokki sauce has... mutated over 4000 years use the spice to fold space

https://www.waiyeehong.com/noodles/instant-noodles-packet/yopokki-topokki-hot-spicy-tteobokki if you were wondering

The spice extends life. the spice expands consciousness. the spice is vital to space travel.

TOTO DUNE soundtrack GOES METAL || cover by GamePlayMetal https://youtu.be/5Kk_M-r4Psw via @YouTube

"they were found wearing nothing but boxer shorts, hopped up on endorphins from apparently eating very spicy rice cake, playing Toto's 'Big Battle' from the 'Dune' soundtrack, and when approached put their left wrist in front of their mouth and chanted SHAAA-HUKH! MUA-DIB!"

cooking ddukbokki as dinner. I feel pretty terrible and am just not up to being around my parents this weekend.

*spongebob A FEW MINUTES LATER*

whoaaaa, this kit stuff packs a serious punch.

*spongebob SECONDS LATER*

Now they are ready to fight but in order to lead them I must conquer the Worm. Conquer Shai-Hulud.

Clumsy simile but; it's like if a potentially fantastic book about the Wehrmacht were endorsed entirely by guys with big Totenkopf tattoos dropping n-bombs. Sure, it's probably exactly the AFV reference you always wanted, but at this point, why would you bother?

Today’s been one of those days that younger me would be writhing with self hate and miserable and years of working on my issues mean I’ve had a bad day and want to go home.

I wanna get out of here and draw really pretty women or something cool and amazing!

*will probably take a nap and draw some big ugly armored ogre or something

by Marneus Calgar’s bright blue jockstrap!

Die Übermariobrüdern

I’ve decided that I’m a lesbian because they draw better. This might not work, however; previously I decided I was Russian in order to do better furry art, and the only thing I accomplished was all my characters had more prominent cheekbones.

I’m certain that with enough time and carefully curated unpaid images, eventually AI art will turn out a picture of a Black woman. But will she be smaller than a G cup, I hear you ask.

having really elaborate fantasies about [theoretically kinky but in actuality remarkably nonsexual].

broken sleep night again.

The only reasons I might be awake right now are acid reflux or Australian citizenship and I would rather have the latter.

I swear reading up on military history puts you face to face with some dark stuff, which is *significantly* dark when the starting point is "people were killed/mutilated/granted PTSD and honestly this mostly was so rich powerful people could be richer and more powerful."

1) something in a movie doesn't fit fans' desires
2) an actual human passed away
3) price of [x] is skyrocketing
4) [x] happens during Putin's war
5) covid still a problem
6) recent portrayal of dinosaurs
7) Elon Musk has A Good Idea
8) political action (eg, SCOTUS decision if you're left leaning, for right wingers pretty much anything real or invented which Democrats and Queers have ever done)
9) anthropogenic climate change still a problem
10) roll twice!