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The moral arc of the universe bends towards rich people. It’s just demoralizing to say which doesn’t contribute to how you need to fight back anyway so…

Hey, guess who's still fucking angry and also doesn't want to go into work this morning?

*YT video*
three nights of lycanthropy when they're a mindless beast...
*cranks Of Wolf and Man*
this is how you cure lycanthropy in the Forgotten Realms which is the setting I typically run but I did want to talk about Ravenloft.
*record scratching noise*
*JS Bach "Great Fugue"*

apparently listening to this 8 bit version of Dark Side of the Moon reminded me how much I like "Time," and how much I associate the whole track with LotR.

E Gary Gygax: I need a weak creature as cheap levees, miners rather than front line combatants, and low level adversaries. Evil, like most potential opponents. How about; little yappy dog styled reptile people?

* Spongebob YEARS LATER *

MrRhexx on YouTube: Kobolds are basically Lawful Good.

Uspol, Trump, GOP and the same tired old shit 

So profoundly sick of these assholes. “I want what I want and fuck you if you stand in the way at all” is clearly the philosophy of rapists and thieves no matter how they dress it up with paranoia, eagerness to dole out punishment, and bigotry, things which are of themselves not great either.

Batman Returns is the best Christmas movie because Die Hard happens *at* Christmas but Batman Returns is about the spirit of Christmas, isolation, social censure, and psych disorders.

Song lyrics, all caps, gender thoughts 

Keep her down, boiling water,
Keep her down, what a lovely daughter!
OH SHE IS NOT BORN LIKE OTHER GIRLS
But I know how to conceive her!
OH SHE MAY NOT LOOK LIKE OTHER GIRLS
SHE’S A SNARL TOOTHED SEETHER, SEETHER!
INSTRUMENTAL!

It’s a gray cold day and I want American Spirits and maybe more coffee so it’s a good day to listen to Veruca Salt!

Turns out someone *did* do an 8 bit version of “Spybreak” but no 8 bit “Burly Brawl” or “Mona Lisa Overdrive” yet.

“You have my bow.”
“AND MY AXE!”
“… and your halitosis, and your snoring, and your off key dwarf ballads and…”
“Ye’er one to talk boyo, do they know how much ye clog the drain with long blond hairs and how you never replace the bog roll…”
“Guys! We haven’t left Rivendell yet!”

Has anyone ever explained drawing shadows and bounce light with “listen, and understand! That terminator is out there. It doesn’t know pity, or remorse. It can’t be bargained with, it can’t be reasoned with, and it will not stop - ever! - until it wraps around the form!”

I swear I don’t play “Guillotine” just so I can shout LIBERTE FRATERNITE EGALITE! and hum La Marseillaise off key.

Why is everyone I know younger than me? Oh that’s right, because most people older than me I can’t fucking stand…

The drunken point where I get weepy about cats and need to make myself NOT drop $60+ on Toppi

In which coyote gets hammered entirely too easily and asks the restaurant for kwaizr… uh hashi… uh chopsticks!

I’ve got mead. Skal! All hail the mother of all Asgard horses.

An oatmeal stout on an empty stomach, what could go wrong with this plan?

Images, furry and fantasy, nudity, implied death 

So hey have a couple of - two pinup horse anthros and an ice dragon!

Still mad about it 

You know what? I’m a leftist extremist. Over the course of my life I’ve petitioned, voted, called Congress, protested peacefully and give benefit of the doubt and my reward for this is *I’m* an extremist no matter what I say, and the Holocaust deniers, war profiteers, religious fanatics and self righteous gun owners are people we need to hear out. *I’m* not who needs to behave like a community member and never was. I’m done with reach across the aisles both sides BULLSHIT.

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