Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

I’m gonna suggest that the events of all the sequels (but especially Ep IX) didn’t work great as movies but would have been a profoundly enjoyable TTRPG campaign, something the players would tell stories about for years.

WHY does the First Order use not just speeders but also rocket pack dudes who launch off them other than it looks badass? Lando’s at Burning Man and saves the day with people who didn’t show up last movie? AWESOME. How about dodging stormtrooper occupation forces on a dangerous mission to access Threepio’s memory? Let’s do it.

Again reminded that Rise of Skywalker was not so much a BAD film as a completely baffling one. They got everything superficial 100% right about Star Wars and nothing more substantive. It’s (almost) like a SW movie made for or possibly by 10 year old me. How do you even have ANY Death Star ruins intact to climb around? Who cares, dungeon crawl! Does it make sense that old Sheve P’s back? No but extensible robot arm in a Sith temple looks awesome!

Weirdly a silver lining to such a shitty childhood is I can’t look back from the dark of another Covid winter with looming fascism, more Disney content, and unaddressed climate change, and wish I were 10 or 16 or 25 again when life was great, BECAUSE IT WASN’T. I was lucky enough to get free and start hacking (so the hardest part of the process) on my personal bullshit in the 90s when everything wasn’t falling apart the same way.

Attack of the perennially surprised looking elves.

It’s being A Morning with customer calls and, unfortunately, pipes are frozen so the john won’t flush. Only a little bit til lunch and a nice luxurious whizz.

Also, unrelated, if I never hear someone talk about how nobody wants to work anymore? I’d be fine with that.

Saug meine Eier, Arschloch!

Imagine if you had two countries filled with people about as even tempered as I am, who wanted to be dragged into someone else’s vital bullshit about as much as I do, and then one of them invaded the other. That would be a completely murderous shitshow, wouldn’t it?

This courtesy of the customer who went off on me, this morning. I’m very glad not to be around her when she’s actually angry.

Really enjoying Denzel Curry's music. Honestly the reason I wasn't into hip hop (aside from the Beasties, Rage, and Ozomatli?) all these years was, I think I just never ran into the good stuff.

#drawings tonight, drow rogue with light repeater crossbow, two drow portraits, drow wizard.

some of those who work forces
are the same that burn crosses
some of those who burn crosses
are the same who hold office

because I am a feeling, and I will never end
and I won't let you hurt my planet
and I won't let you hurt my friends.

Steven and the Crystal Gems are gonna make you smile!
I accidentally created an alternate timeline
Steven and the Crystal Gems, come on and down be shy
I learned to be true to myself

if you give it a chance you can do a huge dance
because you are a GIANT WOMAN

Re last boost @erin_kitsune hi doggy!

the left side of the Seine as it runs through Paris, known as the Left Bank. The opposite side of the river is referred to as the Spank Bank.

This holiday season you’ve heard of elf on a shelf but are you ready for…

Happy Solstice if you’re celebrating!