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then the Navigator tells the Emperor to shiv Paul for them, and the Guild guys wander out, sloshing bong water all over the Emperor's floor, they make this really halfassed effort to clean it up, and that's it, they're off to get Space Jack in the Box and watch Spacebob Spicepants

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Oompa loompa doopity doo
we fold space and now so can you
oompa loompa doopity do
send a third stage navigator the spice must flow

... actually naw, the oompa loompas are the Bene Tleilaxu, not the Guild.

also out of curiosity I'm now listening to "Nookie" instead of the Niel Cicierega version and honestly it's not really all that good on its own.

This fits with how my distractability makes me sort of a failure as a stoner. (Where I used to live, the dispensary was right near the game shop, with the result that I wound up nearly *never* actually getting to the dispensary.)

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the not really bad news; my plan to have an edible and watch the David Lynch Dune has been at best postponed

the not exactly good news; I watched a batch of YouTube videos and I think I learned a great way to build structures if I ever get back into model railroads

The Lost Boys - To The Shock of Miss Louise (Extended Version) youtu.be/9UtNGlABE4g via @YouTube

The only time I've been on that merry-go-round was a disastrous day, but I can say I've been on the merry-go-round from The Lost Boys!

Born to darkness part II youtu.be/G8b3mXqep_4 via @YouTube

o this accursed darkness with no companion other than three dots in animalism and two dots in celerity

so the video for I Would Do Anything for Love gets me onto listening to the Lost Boys soundtrack and the little YouTube blurb describes Lost Boys as a comedy.

How would you describe The Lost Boys?

* Meatloaf voice *
Oh I would do anything for cheese
Oh I would do anything for cheese
Oh I would do anything for cheese
But I won't do THAT!

*waves lighter in air*
I would do anything for cheese
Do almost anything you please
But I won't do THAT!

An odd thing about this book on legionnaires is photos of aureii since those portray legion heraldry. But Romans rarely used aureii, it’d be equivalent to casually carrying $100 bills. This is the first time I’ve ever seen an aureus!

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This evening’s , two adventurers encounter a dread ettercap in a ruined temple! (Fixed wonky arm.)

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oh geez, that's where I had my cock ring/collar/bridle? Right where I could have easily found them at any point over the last year plus?

also I found this pillbox hat I really like wearing. I think it makes me look like bargain bin Thelonious Monk or something.

a train of thought that goes very quickly from "oddly this is the first time I've seen a drawing of literal Gay bear sex" to wishing a friend were still alive.

seasonal movies I could watch later;

Dune - it's got the messiah and a jolly fat man! And there's snow at the polar ice caps which you don't get to see.

X Men United - uh, it snows. And the messiah winds up dying, I guess that makes it more of an Easter film. (And it's got an X in it, truly Xcellent. Or Xtreme. This is in 90s Holographic Cover Edition typeface.)

Conan the Barbarian - it snows! And there's a repressive genocidal cult which claims they're really nice, that's Christmassy right?

How do you get back to sleep after using the bathroom at 0500? Let's mentally replay an event from the not-wonderful past year where my worries about the future intersect a complete lack of self-confidence, that's sure to work.

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This evening’s , two adventurers encounter a dread ettercap in a ruined temple! (Fixed wonky arm.)

this is gonna sound terrible but earlier, looking at this gorgeous selection of stuff at the used bookstore, I realized that I'm actually not interested in 5e. This *might* be about player options, since 5e feels very linear compared to how feats and prestige classes worked in 3e (or how PF2e is driven by feat choice), it might be a production value thing somehow.

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I just got my flight cancelled.
Anyone in Vegas willing to let a fat tranny couchsurf for a night

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Today’s , a ghoul king feasting on his throne, flanked by a jester and an armored guard.

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Just one so far today, orc barbarian or fighter vs yeti! Also listening to Rob Zombie.

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