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apparently "puck drop" is a term in hockey

and yet it's NOT about how you're kinda depressed that the hockey game is over and you have to go back to your day job.

singing along to Dan Dubuque covers means the accent comes out.

Dan Dubuque as music GOH for a furry con, who's with me?

job hunt finished, perhaps John Barry's theme for "Zulu" will provide me with motivation to go cook/eat something which isn't a pastry and a cup of coffee.

filk, kinda gross tbh 

one two three fo
Spider Man Spider Man
does whatever a spider can
throws sticky webs when under stress
someone else cleans up his mess
look out here comes the Spider Man

Spider Man Spider Man
what the fuck is up with Spider Man
is he tough listen chum
he's got radioactive cum

death 

friends here talking about bears suddenly brought up the memory of her saying "Bears are brutal and murderous, they're not cute" and I said "yeah but I'm a hyena [the fursona she knew me by] and *they're* cute"

damn it why was it her and not me? She was a great artist! She had a wife who loved her!

oh boy do I want to work in Bellevue for $17/hour? Would I like to be an executive assistant for $19-21/hour and under 40 hours weekly in downtown Seattle? Would I like to move to Bremerton? Would I like to be a delivery driver for Amazon?

crap, anyone need to a blow job? I think I'm good at it and it'd be a lot more spiritually and fiscally rewarding than this bullshit.

political adjacent opinions, mh - 

When Germany turned to fascism, their country had been half-wrecked after decades of building prosperity and national identity, and they followed a war veteran who wrote an only semi-coherent book while in prison. When American turned to fascism it was a follow up to 40 years of total bullshit rooted in our long history of racism, where we wrecked *ourselves*, and a nigh illiterate snake oil salesman who slimes his way out of any chance of facing prison. This doesn't say great things about Americans.

The moral arc of the universe bends towards rich assholes pushing whatever egregious shit they currently want.

Doesn't mean I have to like it.

Images, fantasy creatures, undead, eye contact 

Trying to figure out more of the movements and feeling out lighting choices inking from last month. Harpy surprises halfling wizard; a deer centauress and Ravenloft’s “wolfwere” Hakon Lukasz; two undead.

On The Road Again youtu.be/eW6BN_fTpAk via @YouTube

as long as I'm torturing myself, something about this track really seems to describe the atmosphere of cons

guess who impulse bought two big yams, roasted 'em up, and is now trying not to eat all of it?

Okay, I needed some time at Starsucks to read. I got mustard greens and yams so I’m gonna use Starbucks closing early as a jumping off point to cook some.

mh/abuse history 

ran into two more things that support ADHD as an elegant explanation of what happened;

* discussion of how PF2e rules aren't really user friendly (especially presentation) explains why I have problems focusing on the rules despite how I love D&D and similar, but also got into "dyscalcula" being partly the person hate *hates* being on the spot to churn out basic math

* discussion of someone who innately associates cleaning up with being punished thanks to the abusive manner in which it was presented

The Cure's "A Forest" has actual lyrics, no matter how much you associate it with werewolves do not accompany it by tilting your chin up and howling, especially not in the food court

@noelle a friend actually *is* currently sewing accurate medieval European braes so reading the phrase "period underwear" had me very confused for a moment there

coyote sing along hour, all caps, medical/genital imagery in lyrics 

meat eatin' orchids forgive no-one just yet
cut my hands on angel hair and baby's breath
broken hymen of your highness I'm turned black
throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back
HEY
WAIT
I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT
forever in debt to your priceless advice
* presses face right up against the camera *

EIGHT SECRET SOCIETIES YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT

* the Brotherhood of the Blatantly Obvious Handshake
* the Loyal Order of Water Bears
* the Society of the Analog Future
* the Knights of the Everyday Very Well Known Shrine
* the Society of the Open Palm Fist
* Big Bo DeBois and His Dixieland Slingers, who registered as a secret society by mistake

Paul Mua'dib, the Lisan Al-Gaib, can see all possible paths of the future and back through genetic history, but can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

"Dude, 'cause it's fantastic if you're folding space."

Images, fantasy humanoids, eye contact, very cleaned up trophy head 

today, elf barbarian with sickle-sword vs dwarf with spiked armor, and a human horse barbarian with javelins and bartered/plundered armor.

so is showing a photo of NYC, rather than say DFW/St. Louis/etc, with the caption "people who live here like to lecture you about the environment" merely a "most recognizable city" thing, is it an anti-semitic dog whistle, or is it actually an anti-Black dog whistle or something?

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