Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

Oh sacred Corellon can I get the hell out of here and do something better for my emotional health, like watch a documentary about Dachau or browse ADs of people better looking and more successful than me?

Really want cigs or masturbating or reading about Flodden or something more self-directed than waiting for my Dad to get done at TJ’s

Funko Pops! Do you like action figures? Well neither do we!

… I have this theory that if you put Funko Pops and MacFarlane action figures on the same shelf the toyness and anti toyness cancel each other out possibly explosively.

listening to La Marseillaise fills me with patriotic fervor to work less than 40 hours a week and actually have more than five days of PTO annually

the popular game "France in Your Pants" initially produced in 1969 in which the players' objectives is to catapult the complete works of Victor Hugo into other players' pants

I'm sorry but I can't actually read "Cumtown" without my brain helpfully providing "Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me/Town to keep me movin' keep me groovin' with some energy"

damnit my upstairs neighbors are talking loudly again and as soon as I figure out a way to dance on my ceiling to annoy them, I will

then I realized that "toothpaste" had the same syllabic count as "best shot"

da da da duh duh duh duh duh duh duh da da
Well you're a dental surgeon with a long history
Of extracting cracked molars like this 43
That's okay, let's see how you do it
Wash out now spit, let's get down to it
Hit me with your toothpaste
Why don't you hit me with your toothpaste
Hit me with your toothpaste
Flossin' away

You can't append "ussy" to just anything. Sure it starts out innocently talking about someone's ninjussy or art nouveaussy, but eventually becomes so self referential each word ends in ussy and you've basically recreated pig latin. Actually I'm not sure why that might be bad.

*holds out two fingers*
Wanna see how they make matcha?
*waits until someone leans in to hold their nose between aforementioned two fingers*
MATCHA nose!

this is definitely Infected Mushroom's best album ever, along with Converting Vegetarians, Converting Vegetarians II, Return to the Sauce and Army of Mushrooms. I'm trying to remember, was IM the Supervisor their best album ever, or naw, it's not as best as the others.

this is definitely Infected Mushroom's best album ever, along with Converting Vegetarians, Converting Vegetarians II, Return to the Sauce and Army of Mushrooms

ranch dressing is America's equivalent to hoisin sauce

Villemann Og Magnhild https://youtu.be/vC0QfLCm-dM via @YouTube

Guitar Solo, No. 5 https://youtu.be/tThoCkzEr_s via @YouTube

@LexYeen https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/goblinidol/hungry-gnoles-eat-the-rich-zinequest-2023

The combination of the past few days of stress, agreeing to see parents tomorrow, probably going into a stressy week next week, and feeling really upset at something on Telegram convinced me that this might be a good time to have half an edible.

Wearing my poncho, since for some reason I find that very reassuring. And listening to Neil Young's music for Dead Man. Probably swap out to Zeppelin and IM at some point though.

lost as I may be
in the fog of my own noise and triviality
Grand Holy Mother, grant me clarity
I am standing on the edge of forever
forever.

Drew for the first time in days. Horse archers face orcs (I picture this guy as a chieftain, about to go down defiantly) and a drow fireteam (fighter, drider spellcaster, cleric). Despite the mushroom architecture I wasn’t actually listening to Infected Mushroom. #drawings