Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

Also while drawing werewolves and listening to The Crow soundtrack this morning I realized the lyrics to “Golgotha Tenement Blues” end with “I am the Chosen One” and not “I am a true slut” as believed for… HEY WHY THE JUDGMENTAL LOOK?

Finished reading about Flodden. Basically everything that looks like a Scottish advantage wasn’t. They had heavier artillery, high ground, pikes and heavier armor and literally *all* of it screwed them over.

All we'd need is a little more taxes and a bit more regulation and we could fix this country. No violent Marxist revolt, the rich would still be able to afford life beyond our wildest dreams, but at least the rest of us wouldn't always be perched on the edge of homelessness and death. But I guess it's cheaper than regulations or taxes to own a batch of politicians and have them, media and churches spew vileness which plugs RIGHT into the ugliest parts of human nature.

now that more sanity's returning it's been 4 hours or so since the last time I ate my only meal today. Part of me wanted to go to Shari's and get late night breakfast, but I cooked up some remaining greens b/c the past couple of days have been low on leafy vegetables, and I think that should be enough to run on for a bit.

HEY JOHNNY COPE ARE YE WAUKIN YET
OR ARE YOUR DRUMS A BEATIN YET
IF I WERE WAUKIN I WOULD WAIT
TAE GANG TAE THE COALS IN THE MORNING

I've been pretty pissed off about the HP game, and specifically how the anti-semitism here has been dismissed and downplayed, even to some extent by well meaning "allies." Tbh I'd been stifling saying that for well over a week, why not say it now?

At least they haven’t snapped at each other but I still want to gnaw my hind paw off to escape

It doesn’t help the crankiness that, thanks to my not pushing “I need to eat something” and my Dad not offering anything after the pizza place he wanted to go initially was closed, neither of us have eaten anything other than one doughnut apiece today, so my blood sugar is lower than if I were running my own schedule.

so NOW having asked if I could call it a day at 1600-1700 I am waiting for whatever steps need taking so we can eat piroshkies together AS A FAMILY or w/e and tbh I’d rather get going now and hopefully saying something gets me out before 2000.

Oh sacred Corellon can I get the hell out of here and do something better for my emotional health, like watch a documentary about Dachau or browse ADs of people better looking and more successful than me?

Really want cigs or masturbating or reading about Flodden or something more self-directed than waiting for my Dad to get done at TJ’s

Funko Pops! Do you like action figures? Well neither do we!

… I have this theory that if you put Funko Pops and MacFarlane action figures on the same shelf the toyness and anti toyness cancel each other out possibly explosively.

listening to La Marseillaise fills me with patriotic fervor to work less than 40 hours a week and actually have more than five days of PTO annually

the popular game "France in Your Pants" initially produced in 1969 in which the players' objectives is to catapult the complete works of Victor Hugo into other players' pants

I'm sorry but I can't actually read "Cumtown" without my brain helpfully providing "Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me/Town to keep me movin' keep me groovin' with some energy"

damnit my upstairs neighbors are talking loudly again and as soon as I figure out a way to dance on my ceiling to annoy them, I will

then I realized that "toothpaste" had the same syllabic count as "best shot"

da da da duh duh duh duh duh duh duh da da
Well you're a dental surgeon with a long history
Of extracting cracked molars like this 43
That's okay, let's see how you do it
Wash out now spit, let's get down to it
Hit me with your toothpaste
Why don't you hit me with your toothpaste
Hit me with your toothpaste
Flossin' away

You can't append "ussy" to just anything. Sure it starts out innocently talking about someone's ninjussy or art nouveaussy, but eventually becomes so self referential each word ends in ussy and you've basically recreated pig latin. Actually I'm not sure why that might be bad.

*holds out two fingers*
Wanna see how they make matcha?
*waits until someone leans in to hold their nose between aforementioned two fingers*
MATCHA nose!