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Heya my online friend @hackerhorse@infosec.exchange is looking for work, and I can’t see her page from Awoo but maybe the linked toot, is more available from other instances?

twitter.com/hacker_horse/statu

I fess up that those posts where there’s a photo of an adorable baby animal and it’s actually a stuffed toy? I fall for it, and that really bugs me because I want to acknowledge artist and toy for being cool.

Thinking of this because an AI image (which I believed at first) got comments about people falling for that. I want to think nature is cool or a clever photo manipulation is cool, and really don’t like the reminder that we live in another age of Kirov disappearing from photographs.

coyote sing along hour, folk tune, actually subtweet 

if all the young men were hares on the mountain
if all the young men were hares on the mountain
how soon the young girls would get guns and go huntin'
how soon the young girls would get guns and go huntin'

if all the young men sang like blackbirds and thrushes
if all the young men sang like blackbirds and thrushes
how soon the young girls would go shakin' the bushes
how soon the young girls would go shakin' the bushes

if all the young girls were like ducks on the water
if all the young girls were like ducks on the water
how soon the young men would turn drake and dive under
how soon the young men would turn drake and dive under

if all the young girls were like fish in the river
if all the young girls were like fish in the river
how soon the young men would undress and dive under
how soon the young men would undress and dive under

listening to the Fellowship of the Ring soundtrack so it's time for this joke again

"Look, Frodo. The Argonath. Long have I desired to look upon the visages of the kings of old, my forefathers."
"Brilliant. Oi, what's them big statues then?"
"Uh, the Argonath."

crass humor about Lords of Acid's sex-positive musical ouvre 

oh yeah, "Spank My Twink Ass Daddy" "Fist My Fish," "Orgasm Zombie" and other classic dance hits of the 90s. On their 12" X-Hard Remix of course.

If you've ever thought The Matrix would benefit from thumpy music about nipple clamps this is the group for you.

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at home so now I can finally catch up on studying AND listening to lords of acid

Of course the other thing I’m thinking is I want to ditch work, nap and fry up lunch meat, which isn’t going to happen.

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Thinking about place legends. Greeks say the gods dwell on Olympos, Cretans say Zeus lies in final repose on their island, Dene say the holy people came out of the Grand Canyon, you can still go to the beach where Raven found humanity in Kwakiutl stories. Humans make myths as soon as they have food and shelter and there must have been thousands of place legends before writing, some about places which no longer exist. Like seeing stars beyond stars in a sky without light pollution.

Rain Dog boosted

Plea for help to provide housing or temporary shelter 

I'm a 53 year old trans woman in need of at least finding a place where I can sleep and a good internet connection that I can connect into so I can do wfh Mon-Fri 8 AM to 4 PM.

I feel shamed and embarrassed pleading for help like this.

Looking for a place within 200 miles of southeast PA or Washington DC, please reply in this thread or send me DM

Consciously catching myself seeing the world as places where I'm actively flawed or simply not good enough. Things might not actually be okay, but they're still better than I can wind up thinking.

I *think* I have sleep problems are response to sudden changes in barometric pressures, and it just dumped snow, so my anxiety suddenly went through the roof. Oops.

somehow listening to a batch of Caravan Palace is not inspiring me to take antihistimine and call it a night

Movies as TTRPGs;

The Matrix is how the GM envisioned their Mage game (suspenseful problem solving, horror elements, some action), Matrix Reloaded is how the game actually went (motorcycles and katanas! getting sidetracked with the Merovingian! NPCs provide huge infodumps!). Matrix Revolutions is all the wild shit both GM and players imagined happening in the game after it petered out probably due to scheduling conflicts.

Images, fantasy creatures, minor drawn blood, eye contact 

today, more inks. This time I tried to do more of the diagrammatic kinda flatter style I used to do as well as one page of more my newer style inks. So goblins (wizard, soldier and ranger with companion), magic users (wizard, warlock and sorcerer) and three adventurers (halfling slinger, warrior, wizard) attack a giant in the forest.

but my favorite fast food thing ever used to be that Jack in the Box would sell just hamburger patties for low carb diets, so you could literally get a couple of hamburgers on a breakfast jack. I haven’t done that since leaving NorCal though.

In related news should dinner be hot dogs or should I cook fish cakes with red curry sauce?

oh no there’s been a crossover between automatic upload things I follow and I’m now subscribed to Jack Kirby Belly Rub pics

* power crackle *

Gotta say I’m really enjoying trans masculine joy these days. I mean yeah it’s great to see AMAB folks get to go free, but there’s something profoundly gratifying about guys really being into what for me is at best an innocuous descriptor and at worst is more bullshit.

KEXP introduced me to the Metallica Blacklist album via a cover and I’m disappointed that Goodnight Texas were the only people to cover the best track on the album (oddly it isn’t Metallica’s best song ever). I feel really dumb about my reaction to trying to sing it myself, in the car, so I swapped stations and wound up singing about the Flintstones to RHCP’s Give It Away instead.

Slightly boring dreams; in case you were wondering about Spider-Man Meets Aa! Megamisama, it wasn’t a very good comic in the dream. It started with Beldandi being not as thrilled with the end of Highlander as Peter since she thought McCloud would abuse his power, and promptly became a text document about prior god-emperors. Then got derailed by my designing dwarves for the manga. I guess in my dreams I’m actually a mangaka.

Images, fantasy creatures, undead (graphic gore), spider, firearm, eye contact 

today, analog inks. Dwarf and halfling rangers; stone giant lich and two giant zombie minions; drow squad (fighter, drider and cleric); two werewolves (Crinos and glabro form with shotgun).

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