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I mean if you ask me to review Twitter I AM gonna do so honestly.

It is kinda a proto rickroll that “Professor Booty” starts with the implication that it’s gonna be a track about a girl with awesome hips, and then it isn’t.

coyote sing along lyrics 

the spirits white as lightning
all on me travels guide me
the stars would shake and the moon would quake
whenever they espied me!

, trying to figure out anthros again or still. Fox of some sort, eye contact, technically naked but SFW.

More Alien Resurrection as someone's game; when Elgyn dies to a bad roll the player returns with Purvis. The newborn comes from how the GM originally wanted the PCs to fight the alien queen, when it was obvious they wouldn't succeed killed her off and rushed out a nearly unplanned, less devastating BBEG.

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it's hilarious to me that the only two people I know who liked "Alien Resurrection" one is "two differently hot sapphics hook up in a creepy deserted space station," the other is "adventuring party with widely different backgrounds have to escape a creepy deserted space station." But... if my friend likes the movie because monsterfucking lesbians get movies so infrequently, what's that say about how often I think movies are really TTRPG flavored?

damnit James Horner is evoking a childlike sense of wonder and making me weepy again!

coyote sing along hour, all caps 

AAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAA
AAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAA
WE COME FROM THE LAND OF THE ICE AND SNOW
WITH THE MIDNIGHT SUN AND THE HOT SPRINGS FLOW

Rain Dog boosted

Image, undead, archaic firearm 

Musketghost, some form of spectral undead wielding a firearm that shoots ghost bullets, which *feels* very Pathfinder, you know?

Rain Dog boosted

image, fantasy creatures, violence, eye contact 

Fire giant wielding two axes attacks a spear-wielding Norseman.

"the ten dumbest things you keep spending money on" you mean 1) ever increasing rents on not especially different housing because I've been basically priced out of ever potentially owning my own place?

Yelling, pol-adjacent “joke,” anime 

thinking about Studio Ghibli and FUCK “MONONOKE HIME!” ASHITAKA IS THIS NIMBY CENTRIST, MR “OH I WANT HUMANS AND FOREST TO LIVE IN PEACE” DOESN’T GIVE A CLUSTERFUCK ABOUT HABITAT LOSS, SO AT THE END THERE’S LOTS OF HUMANS AND NO FOREST! ITS EGREGIOUS BULLSHIT!

er sorry. Anyway how’s your evening?

I'm now thinking, that if I get to a place in life where I can really be there for a cat, maybe I'll try to adopt a disabled cat; someone who wouldn't get picked out of the shelter easily. The big qualifications I want out of a cat are "is okay with me nearby or petting them" and "purrs" and those are pretty easy to do.

image, fantasy creatures, violence, eye contact 

Fire giant wielding two axes attacks a spear-wielding Norseman.

Image, undead, archaic firearm 

Musketghost, some form of spectral undead wielding a firearm that shoots ghost bullets, which *feels* very Pathfinder, you know?

damn the "Jaws" soundtrack is making me feel stuck inland and that I need to be on or in the water again. More practicable, maybe I should try to watch the movie with @erin_kitsune

me, listening to the "Conan the Destroyer" soundtrack:

Barbarian Chimes! BARBARIAN CHIMES!

men will literally try to control the flow of Spice from Arakis rather than go to therapy

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