Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

listening to Skald and Heilung and I think it'd be really cool to play a Zealot Barbarian/Rune Knight Fighter in 5e;
* heavy eyeshadow, dyed grooves filed in teeth
* carves runes into their own forearms
* dedicates foes to deities within earshot of said foes
I kinda missed my chance to grab Get of Fenris Theurge, much as I like playing Black Fury Ahroun.

#drawing today, half orc barbarian and drow wizard face a very mammalian looking dragon skeleton. Trying the Ryan Ottley cartoony eyes thing again!

The proposed Ant Man/Giant Man series where he’s mastered the ability to become Whoa You’re Pretty Tall Man and Shorter Than Average Dude.

THRILL as he reaches the top shelf with no STEPLADDER! WATCH as he NAPS COMFORTABLY in the passenger seat of a MIATA.

So the whole “in 1000 years the archaeologists will know/be deeply aggrieved that you were AMAB!” thing

1) won’t big endocrine shifts turn up in long bone heads especially?

2) won’t lack of grave goods mean hypothetical archaeologists can’t get much useful data from most modern first world bodies?

2) archaeology historically gets coopted for racism and nationalism right? So I’d figure any transphobic archaeologists would be screaming about exactly this right now but AFAIK it’s not happening?

“Best of The Cure” uh you do realize that’s like 50% of everything they did right?

went from "all Pride flags eventually become Ohio" to "Capsule in Space" to Barry's soundtrack for "Zulu."

* massive John Williams sting *
we are opening the magnetic field
* throws up horns *

SOMEDAY WHEN YOU ARE OLDER
YOU COULD BE HIT BY A BOULDER
WHILE YOU'RE LYING THERE SCREAMING "COME HELP ME PLEASE"
SEAGULLS - NNNGH! - POKE YOUR KNEES

Seeing if food helps with feeling “I’m about to largely spend another week of my rapidly decreasing life to making rich people richer and to family obligation rather than the exploring, role playing, drawing and social contact I desire while bigger things are making life harder.” The characteristic endorphin rush of eating Szechuan peppercorns certainly can’t hurt.

Also it’s very Forgotten Realms that they had a high level character show up, offer a little help and then nope out of the entire rest of the movie with “this is YOUR quest, why should a 20th level paladin do anything when four 8-12 level folks can do it?”

Okay the D&D movie is not just worthwhile but very worthwhile. Biggest positive, no spoiler; it was very much everyone contributing from a 4 character party, which is way more D&D than any of the prior movies.

getting hype for the D&D movie by reading the players section of Xanathar’s Guide

Man forge domain is awesome

getting hype for the D&D movie by reading the players section of Xanathar’s Guide

Man forge domain is awesome

Clamped hand meme labeled D&D BARBARIANS and WtA PLAYER CHARACTERS over I ANGY

Barbarian superstition; Pickles are the agents of the dread archedevil Geryon and I must eat them wherever they are encountered.

*Harrison Ford voice*
They were playing the sort of song that shows up halfway through the picture, somewhere between discovering the body and the girl inevitably pulling a gat on the private detective. I lit up for the fifth time in the last half hour.

Attempt to make tripe like I’d get at dim sum! Looks and tastes about right (needs less chili oil and more ginger). I get the feeling it’s a lot more worth the effort to cook in big batches at restaurants.

one of these days I'm going to respond to playing Hendrix by mimicking a massive bong rip, in exactly the wrong place

okay, trying to make at home that tripe that I like at dim sum. I feel pretty good about guessing that as an organ meat it probably needed some pre-prep first.