Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

Made it out with enough time to stop by the used bookstore and enough willpower to not buy a 3.5 PHB (let’s be honest, when am I going to play 5e let alone stuff from 3 prior editions in my game shelves?) or a book about a fairly recent war (I realize admitting any interest will get me flame broiled here).

Spoke too soon. I hate how waiting for dinner works here. I hate how having the eventual dinner works here. I’m gonna eat a huge edible and listen to Led Zeppelin IV and take a really long hot shower when I get back to Seattle.

Currently left to myself while waiting for dinner, getting to be in a book is really good by comparison, explains why I read so much as a kid

When you consider how food got handled in my family it’s weird I don’t have an eating disorder

Can I go elsewhere please?

Oh sweet sacred Corellon I HATE dinners here

Want to go back to my place and cook hoppin’ john, get REAL baked, and have my actual personality acknowledged maybe.

I just want to go back to my shitty apartment

also I wish I didn’t get self hate and guilt every time I wished death on someone who pissed me the fuck off, that’d kinda be useful these last 7 years.

This is unrelated to how you can sing “Dinocheirus” to “My Sharona.”

“Dino damage” refers to how the psyche of kids in the 90s was scarred by numerous Jurassic Park toys and spin-offs such that they now find dinosaurs absurdly hot.

Historical records are unclear whether “Hereward the Pooh” or “Winnie the Wake” was the adorable pudgy bear who led resistance against Duke William’s conquest of England.

The Red Wizards’ national anthem is “Oh, Thay.” It starts out “Oh, Thay can you thee.”

it's time to get baked and listen to Garmarna

wow, Vittrad is actually a really good album. Less theatrical and dramatic, and more what you might listen to around a fireplace in midwinter.

You're playing music and it's inspired you to drive UNUSUALLY PROFOUNDLY BADLY. So what are you listening to?

Some of the #drawings I inked today. Plant creature defeats a dwarf axeman; deep gnome ranger ambushes hobgoblins; two githyanki pirates face slaadi boarders somewhere in the astral sea; a dragonborn spellcaster.

oh dear someone's bot scrapes the word "character" and they uh, can draw my character for me.

Well this is awkward.

listening to Weird Al's The Plumbing Song and predictably, since there's a joke about toilets, I think it's hilarious

my next D&D character is gonna be a paladin of Sune, who casts spells by quoting "Love Shack" by the B 52s and who wears a purple helmet into battle because they're a

* promptly gets throttled by Ed Greenwood *

load up on guns and bring your friends
it's fun to lose and to pretend
how do the words to it go
I wish you'd tell me, I don't know

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