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When you know a place in space time terrifying to the nuns where their inner psychic eye cannot see

“Diane today I found out I might be the universal super being”

trying to remember that everything hits different and worse while stressed, low on sleep, or low on sleep as a result of stress.

* to the tune of The Volga Boatmen *
acid reflux

"elf" standing for "Eldar I'd Like to Fuck:

I got a promoted ad for “all the best new prompts” on Twitter and somehow THAT prompted me to snap;

“Fucking make something yourself for a change. Thief. Plagiarist. Fuck you and all your leeching exploitative lying kind.”

I swear I usually don’t work this way even while stuck with my folks.

Some visits with my parents are a little uncomfortable. Other visits make me want an edible and/or alcohol as soon as I get home, and that’s never soon enough. Guess which kind this is.

TOLKIEN; and then you’d never guess, but that light bodied horseman with long flowing hair among this huge eored of light bodied horsemen with long flowing hair? Turns out she was a chick, my dudes. Whoaaaa. *takes huge pipe rip*

coyote sing along hour, shift to Hispo 

cantus lupus agnes totus
we are the werewolves of Armenia
we are the army of the Wyld!
dominatum oh lupatum
we are the werewolves of Armenia
we are the legend of the night!

a while back I proposed the Wind Rose version of "Diggy Diggy Hole" as the national anthem of the People's State of Mordengard

does anyone here even fucking REMEMBER the People's State of Mordengard?

the lyrics to "Toccata and Fugue in D Minor" are "the little children of the night/vhat sweet music they make/of course, vun vho vas not a hunter/would not understand"

coyote sing along hour 

Entre-nous, it’s very true,’
The room temperature is higher than my IQ!
But they like me more than Gerard Diepardieu!
How did this happen? I don’t have a clue!

coyote sing along hour, Pearl Jam, stuff 

So I’ll just lie alone and wait for the dream
Where I’m NOT UGLY, and you’re looking at me.

Capitalism wants lighting to strike in the same place twice. They’re always looking for another YouTube, another Oracle, another Star Wars, etc; they want a predictable moneymaker to yield the same ROI as the original, which raked in that much *because* it wasn’t expected. Maybe this is just my reaction to stuff on Hellbird, but it feels like with both NFTs then AI the capitalists are trying to make lightning to strike in the same place twice by simply *insisting* that it is.

I had to correct two mistakes where I’d transposed numbers to get a different account. Then I had to correct for two mistakes which turned out to be stuff my coworker had mistyped; once I found that it wasn’t *my* mistake, the feeling of Getting Everything Wrong eased up and the world wasn’t even half as terrible. Now that I’m past that I feel really drained.

I don't in fact want to work temp job, check email on break to see when my next interview might be, then go to the Apple store, then possibly call my parents. I *want* to draw, nap, and have lurid little pointless fantasies, but realistically, that was probably going to be a lot less drawing/napping/lurid fantasizing than I hope, so eh.

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